You are a gaylord lad. Have you forgotten how to use a computer, now your a farmer?

thought i'd send you a message on your website but not sure that u even remember to check it any more!this is the first time i've even used the laptop since b4 the hols-forgotten how to use it!!took the slk for service today-even though i booked it in before hols they apparantly weren't expecting me-so not best pleased,but it was done.While waiting checked out other cars in showroom,some really smart porches/mercs-so may select next car from there!!still havn't been to gym since return,can't whipup enthusiasm to get up extra early.did manage to meet upwith emma/trish/bernie for brekky yesterday though-at least found builing again-so aim to go tomorrow am before going to stews m and d's.expect will be a little sore mon.am.emma pleased to see some piccies of u.she seems very happy in her house and be very well sorted-it was obviously just what she needed-but has decided a lodger would be a no-no-would be too messy!!!bryans farewell do thurs eve-was quite good fun.his e-mail address :[email protected] presumably he'llbe changing that once in nambour.will make sure i give him ur phone no before he leaves.pompey at home today-hardly dare check on score though.stew just in process of changing conserv.round.saw toady carrying case VB on neighbours the other day-not noticed before!!i understand now.no more barbies for a while though.have to do regular cooking again now.expect i'll share all thisvery exiting news with u when phone sun.am!seems like we've been back a lot longer than a week.a letter from david lloyd 4 u yesterday-"gym not the same since u left"and speciial deal if u would like to rejoin!!all our love and thinking of u enjoying all that good weather still.m and s xxxxxxxxx

Tommo, really good to see you. Take care of yourself and mind the VBs!!! M&S xx

Nice to talk to you lad, seems that you're having a good time. Wish I was there! Sad to hear that you've put on some pounds - better get down that gym lad - or stop BBQs straight away. I don't want to hear that you've got so chubby that you'll have to pay BFB rates on the plane coming back! A picture would be nice though. Love all x

First message to all - Houston we've made contact!! The Eagle(Tom) has landed. Saw him for lunch and dinner - he's looking good, if not slightly larger (in a pleasant way). We'll put on the photos when we've worked out how and give you more info as we go. TTFN M&S xxxx

hope you arrived safely and farmer is being kind to you!picked any fruit yet?have forgotten name of place you've gone to but don't expect you'll have internet access to check these messages-so will have to wait till we speak to you-then can look it up on the internet-i'm getting to be a real wizz at it now.we'll probably bring the lap top with us to aus.we're going to han and gavs this eve for home made curry-looking forward to it.4 weeks today 'till we come!xxxxxx

Hello to you all. And Tom. Wel0l, Australia must be a real boring place to be right now, and Malcolm tells me that he's real glad he hopped on a plane to be back in dazzling Pompeski. With our new £4.10 million (yes that's pounds sterling for our foreign readers) things are definitely looking up, up, up! I hope that your finger tips have recovered from the sunburn lad, as you're going to need them if it's the fruit picking you're doing! Hope it goes well. Love Dad and Malcolm XXXX.

yes-no-rubbed my eyes in disbelief,really think this is the real deal and genuine message from "temporary aussie"!!!!!!tommo-do we need to bring out some cotton gloves to protect delicate fruit picking fingers.we're sureyou'll enjoy moving on and doing other things and meeting new people but sure it seems scary too but new pastures/new folks/meet lots of even more good mates..........just finished speaking to u so won't say any more now but so exited about seeing you and a little of aus.all our love mumand stewxxxxxxxx

Hey Tom, hope ur enjoyin ur travels :D

just exitedly told chris messages from tom-thought unusually long anyway and should have gone on postcards.chris says it was you rob!!!

just checked site at work amazed to find your 3 messages-blinked in disbelief several times!!!now we just need some pictures of your pet joey!!is voice coming back yet-should be by now.any joy with fruit picking enquiries?am counting days to 5th feb-flight not too much fun though.Now in quandry about what clothes to bring!!speak soon,love as ever,mumsyxxxxxx

Have u lost your short term memory. Three different messages in 20 mins. Which is true?