Hello Lad, thought I would send you a Christmas message before I finish. Staying on at Jonny's place to work full time in the new year...excellent news! Hope you have got some nice things planned over Christmas and New Year, it will be strange without you here, I'll miss you. If you get a chance it would be good to hear from you over the weekend, we are around at home. Now, on a serious note Lad...I think it is about time you buck your ideas up and at least post a message saying 'hello' onto this board. You have been gone for over 2 months and still nothing, a response is crucial... before we all go on strike!! Love Han xxxxxx

Here here !!!!!Cracking message by Pa! Sort it out lad! Just think of poor old us sitting at work in the dark and cold whilst you're surfing! a few pics and more updates would be a little ray of light for us lad!

Hello Lad! Do you know how to enter a message on your message board? It's only that us limeys seem to have no problem in getting on line and it's great that we're all talking and that's down to you. But .... is would be nice .... just occaisionally if you could see your way clear to posting a message. I mean, I know how busy you are like, and I know it must be real difficult to fit it in between getting brown and getting pissed and getting laid, but go on - work some overtime, go mad, and write something up for us. It is Christmas you know! Love Father ... Cheesman that is not Christmas! Ho Ho Ho.

hello.guess what arrived for you yesterday-you replacement card from citi.!!!useful-just as well you went and sorted that out.Angie(petas mum)has given you a cheque for £25-b/day-xmas.As costs £20 to transfer-thought most sensible thing to do would be to bring aus.dollars for u when we come.going broadband from 28thDec-stew sorted it out yesterday.Will be much easier to send things for u then.hope all still well with u and u taking care of yourself and possessions!emma still hoping to get keys for her house on thurs.speak to you soon.all our love-mum and stewxxxxxx

Alright lad. Hope u had a good birthday. I hear your living in a tent. I hope you have somewhere to wash and shave or your going to be banged up for looking like Osama. Parrkchester drew last nite. We stayed up. Played first game since hand injury. Good result down at Fratton Park on sat. nervous last twenty. Lauren on song for the blue army, at last. You should ask for a trial at Sydney Fc. Could play in same team as Dwight Yorke. Good money I bet, only have to work three times a week as well.

still your b/day-r u still sober!! we'll have some caterpiller cake this eve(will blow candles out 4 u too!)when hannah(hair colourist extrordinaire)comes round to do my hair.don't expect gav will be able to tear himself away from SKY!!!Speak to u again soon-hope u'll be solvent again soon.Hugs and kissesXXXX

bappy hirthday to you-will u be out celebrating tonight or tomorrow night?there will a real b/day card at locked bag but not sure how long it will take to reach u.have a fantastic day-maybe pompey will even win to help u celebrate!!milan held door open for us at gym on sat!!hope to speak to u before we go to bed tonight.imagine i can send a big birthday hug/kiss.thinking of u alwaysxxxxxxxxx

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday day dear laaaaad, happy birthday to you!!!! Think it has just gone Midnight on your Birthday lad, imagine you're out getting 'blitzed' again!!! Speak to you during game later on.

Alright Lad. Whats the score between you and westy jnr. Saw Westy snr in bar risa, smashed out of his face, very funny to watch. Just to update you on the Moth Cheesman manor, WE HAVE SKY! YES SKY! Pompey on tonight against the Yids. Harry's comeback. Lot of problems with betting scams and Harry's return, a bit dodgy. Parrkchester third bottom, six pointer tonite. Al, me and Noosh unavailable, so could be in drop zone.

hopeu managed to look at photos,will take some more and let u have those as well.thought u may appreciate one of emma too!presume u settled back into coogee again and feel like ur enjoying life again.will try and call u shortly.wondering if u.ve moved into kiwi tent yet?all our love as alwaysxxxxx

Hello lad! Nice to see that you actually got around to putting some info on the old web site! Nice to talk to you yesterday, and hope things get sorted out soon. Beenworking hard on new homes - the one in Basingstoke was a real mess - could have done with some help sorting out all the crap! Was up in London yesterday, had lunch at a do in theDorchester, don't you know! London's great for a day or two, but I don't think I could stay there for too long, it's so busy and crowded, and bloody expensive. I'm typing this on my new lap-top, also bought a digital camera, so I'll spend some time getting into it so I can send you some dirty photos, like vwot M&S done (who are they?) Pete's coming up tonite so we're going for a few jars in town. No Georgie Best to beat at pool now though - sad. Still I expect we'll find something to do. Look forward to speaking to you soon. Give us a call and I'll ring straight back. Love, Father.