I'm surrounded by a bus full of under 30-year olds, shiny faced and weary from the weight of their belongings, engrossed in their respective copies of '50 Shades of Grey'. Compared to Vietnam three years ago, I'm literally paying ten times as much for this nine hour overnight bus ride. There we got beds, here we're afforded a coach seat that reclines an unsympathetic two inches. Alas. I suppose one good thing about night buses in Australia is that bus drivers te...

What they don't tell you about the top fashion shoots is that it takes a hell of a lot of attempts to get it right and the person holding the camera usually ends up bitterly frustrated, wishing they'd never agreed to work with such a tiresome bunch of self-obsessed perfectionists. Still... utterly worth it though :)

Very first surf lesson at the cheapest place in Australia! $17! With the tip-ability and grace of a Jersey cow, I had little hope of succeeding at this undoubtably cool pursuit. And yet...I wasn't the worst in the class! Unbelievably I managed to remain upright on my enormous board for about two seconds before plummeting head first into the tide with the force of a water buffalo. Still...two seconds! This photo nicely represents my feelings on the matter :)