Hi you two hope you are enjoying the tropical paradise of Fiji, miss you loads, let us know how you are doing, thanks for the phone call from New York, our horse came second at Lingfield think we have won enough dosh to join you two, woops, may be not, enjoy the sun, son, all our best wishes, keep well and safe, Mum and Ged

i was going to write you something nice, but desperate housewives is just about to come on and i'd rather watch that than exchange mindless banter with you fools.. especially since one of you is an ethnic (yes you ed, you scottish thing).

Hello Timmaaayyy.

I thought you might like to know that the worms are doing fine. Thriving happily away, and it looks as if our plans to reconstruct civilisation after apocalpse are bang on track! I hate the yanks but am glad you're having a good time. I'm avidly keeping an eye on yours and Ed's sites. Lots of love Menna xxxxx

Hi again you two, How was the drink all you want for $5, bet you were both smashed!!! Is the alcohol a lower % over there or the same? Got the pics developed there are some cool ones. Take care x
p.s My e-mail has changed again, sorry.

Yo word up, NYC looks well cool :) Tivey you look like Daniel Bedingfield, in the nicest possible way! And I'm with Hannah where were your bloody coats you mad english fools? Glad your enjoying yourselves, I'm very jealous, I just ate a chip sandwich to console myself! Where to after LA? I like the flashing map 'TIM IS HERE' type thing! Take care, slap Ed for me, love Hels x

What's up TIMMEH!!, Looks like your having a wicked time. I think your phone has turned me insane!

USA! USA! HOOOOOOOO!

HI All

Just to let you all know that we are now in LA everything is more than cool. LA is the most insane place I have ever been in my entire life. If you have ever seen the film "Shaun of the Dead" I can only compare it to that. Gotta go now because Its all you can drink for $5 down stairs. Whey

Love you all. Will write you all an email tomorrow.

Tim

xx

Tiv you look too american now!

Now give me a high five

USA USA USA!

Hello you two, looks like you'r having a wicked time in New York, I bet it's freezing!!! Where the hell are you're coats? Nothing has really happened in Northampton, as you've proberbley gathered. Hey we went to the greyhound races on sat and won loads a dosh, yeah. Have fun. Miss you.x

Get out of my house you pair of w***ers.

If u would have said any one else had been arrested i woudlnt have belived you!

But given Ed and his amazing use of the English language, im quite sure hes locked up right now and being introduced to Tyrone! "friend yeah! friend"

Give Tivvy a smack round the face for me Tim!

Hey Bwoys and Giles,

Just thought I'd send you leave you a quick message to say that I am fine, Ed however has been arrested on several occasions for numerous offences. New York is such an amazing place and everyone is drinking Cwaffee and eating Bwagels - No s***!! The entire City is so overwhelmingly HUGE, and Cold, its going to be about -20 degrees C tonight. I will update photos and leave you all a postcard soon. Just thought I'd leave a quick message just to say you're all English Scum!! U.S.A!! U.S.A!!! U.S.A!!!!