YO YO YO timmy, nice to see you got a J-O-B, not much to report here, just waiting for beccy's dad to get a completion date on the house and then its au revoir welsh valleys, bonjour leicester. ha ha. you missed out on lots of fun this weekend, just so you know. england won in the football (just in case you didnt know) and i've drunk enough cider to keep a small family of apple growers in business for atleast a month. Anyway, ill call you again soon, hopefully the bill will come through after i have moved out. Love, nic x

Hey y'all. Check ma bad self out cha'mone! I've just landed a job in the city as recruitment consultant, plus we're moving into ana apartment with 4 other people, we're gonna have our own gym, pool, spa and sauna. Everything seems to be working its way out and I've nearly decided to try and give up smoking, sort of. Rowan, did you get any photographic evidence of the wrong'un fiddling with your pipes or is it one of the side-effects of your recent ill health? Tivster, i'm crying out fwor a fwuckin bwagel. Can't find them anywhere here, wrong!

did i forget to mention that we had a builder come round to change the boiler who was a transexual with boobs and everything, and called himself / herself "martine"?

oh and i've got shingles which is super gay as i look like i've got scales and am scratching like i've got crab lice.

Tim, New York misses you and Ed.

You rang me to tell me you had lost Ed and some Greek was being weird. And to play offensively loud 'hard dance' down the phone. Your random texts are making me laaaaarf though so keep em coming!

MWA! X

Hi Boys and Girls,

Just thought that I would drop you a line to say that I am still alive, although not much has happened in the last week. I am currently looking for work and think that I getting pretty darn close. Me and Ed went out yesterday (saturday) and got totally annihalated on cheap wine and beer at an all day dance event called "Rave against the Wave" -Sounds really tacky but it was excellent. Think that I may have rang a few people but I can't remember who, please notify me if this is the case.

Take care, and keep me posted of any gossip. Ciao.

Oii! I can't believe I missed your call the other day - boooo! I would of replied to your text except I am a pikey with no credit and my free texts don't extend to the other side of the world. Hot damn! However, feel free to text me some more random nonsense and I will endevour to not be a pikey and get some credit.

Miss you man! Beccy X x

Hi Tim, looks like your having the time of your life, wishing i'd have done the same!!. Sould keep in touch more soon, got a new computer and getting broadband on Friday so i'll let you know my E-mail address as soon as i set it up. Just got back from four nights in the 'Dam. Was absolutely amazing nice to get out of my head for a few days and see some Crack w****s!!!. Just a shame our room was a complete poohole!!. Spk 2 u soon brudda. p.s GET YOURSELF A HAIRCUT!!

Hello Tim. Well, sadly, life has not improved much since my last email. It still entirely consists of gravitating around the library or procrastinating over current horrific assignments. On a good note... I am now officially a geek. A study I worked on last year with a lecturer has just been published in the Journal of Health Psychology and I'm one of the four authors! Which is quite exciting.
We've had the ceiling fixed at last but had to have the whole thing ripped down and put up again which has left the house in a nice thick layer of 100 year old dust for me to clean up as Rowan conveniently has 'too much work to do' - a likely story! Kris asked me the other day, 'So what do you do for fun?' on reply to my comment of not having seen many films recently, and this confounded my fears that I am actually the most boring person alive at this time. As I was unable to reply with anything better than, 'Uni work or cleaning the house'! With that in mind, since Kris has been working in Sheffield this weekend, we both went out and got bladdered last night which has replenished my fun factor for at least another month! Kate Hardy and Mark are coming over tonight too which WILL be even more fun.
Actually, I've just realised.... my loss of the fun factor coincides with your departure! On that note, COME HOME soon you theiving b******!

chaaaaaaaaamooooone.

YES, pictures of me at Roaring Falls woo hooo! :D

Glad you're having fun matey, check your mail for details on taking advantage of my cousin :p

Hey ya bunch of Flamin' Gallahs, I think you all should have an email sent from ma bad self. Check me out cha'mone.

Yoooooooooooo creampop! I think you should be more considerate and stop posting pictures of you in exotic locations and think of us all holed up here in the cold. I have exciting news anyway, me and my Dad put an offer in on a house in Leicester and it was accepted, we are looking at completing in about 5 weeks! YAY! It has a real wood burning stove and a spacker bath and EVERYTHING! It has a scary loft that is similar to the barn in The Ring but its all good. Nic is planning on leaving Wales to rent the spare room (HA! We all knew Wales would last long although we all know she is a GLC chavvy lover! ;o)) We are getting a dog and are going to go to auctions and stuff, I want 60's retro furniture!

Other than that, we all went out in Manchester on saturday night for Nat's birthday, it was entertaining, there are some rank birds out there let me tell ya, orange perma tans and make up applied with a shovel. Sadly we didn't see any member of Corronation Street to abuse but we did get a picture of some rank bird with hair like Pat Sharpe pre fun house days and her gut hanging out AND her clunge on show to the whole bar. Never a good look!

Anyway my lovely, I expect to hear from you soon. Have an extra large voddy for me. I am well jealous you went to Mount Doom in NZ by the way, you know how much of a LOTR geek I am.

Speak soon chico! Beccy X x x