Can I just add the main point which Rowan has left out. I was actually UNDER the ceiling when it fell down. So I am holding all the bath of love participants responsible for my mild concussion!!!! Lots of love, Menna xx

i've just noticed the typo in my name. i still can't type properly.

YO. two really exciting things happened to me this weekend... 1) the ceiling in the lounge fell down (after the plaster was supposed to have fixed it). i am now paying for the bathroom of love. and 2) some COCK-END (is this thing getting edited? i swear i used a more profane word than "thing" in my last post? sorry, tim's mum, but tim taught me all the bad words i know) has been spendng all of my money in my account; as HSBC, the s***e bank that they are, sent a debit card out to my old address. so the clever c*** who is now living there has been waxing away all my cash. good one. anyway, the police are dealing with it now, and they are looking at my account to see the fraudulent transactions... and err, they are also going to see the bank transfer that dave webfoot did at the beginning of the month which was referenced "sex toy cash". great.
so, other than that, nothing else is going on in my life. you two sound like your having a well s*** time. love to you both. p.s. big steaming pile on its way :) mwa mwa mwa

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimaaaaaaaaaay!

Alright you wrongun', how be you? Am loving your pics, though quite clearly not enough of you BURNING Americans and wiping your 'intimate' areas on the flag. I know you are probably sat up everynight crying into your pillow because you miss us all so much but GET OVER IT as we don't miss you! Ner ner ner ner ner! Not really, your banter and general misbehaviour was missed at Nat & Smit's party, it was quite a tame affair as our parties go! I am well jealous of you being in Fiji, its miserable over here and wet. I have found a house me and my Dad are going to buy - HURRAH!

Sorry for having to do one from your leaving party so quickly, but erm, I was going end up getting thrown out if I stayed. Thanks to Nat and Sarah I think we are barred now anyway, but it was time we found a new party venue anyway!

Take care my lovely! B x x x

Tiny Timmy. RACH IS LEAVING (I handed my notice in 1st) Sarah handed her notice in today! So did Miss Ager!!!! Were setting up a brothel or a cake shop (Ain't decided yet!!)
Triple leaving do on Friday! We will miss you, as no one can replace your dancing. Not even Captin Patel.
Thanx 4 the pictures, though I have to say, very postcardy and not up 2 ur usual standard. 2 many clothes and no gaffer tape.
Look forward to getting the next lot. Is that vest stapled 2 u, or have u become body consious. Lets c ur pigeon chest!!!
Colin Taylor sends his regards!
We miss u so much, we have had 2 make our own tea, buy our own lunch and carry our own shopping. Your replacement is a t*** who uses Moose on his wig! He did yogurt Martins car on Friday...
Can't send u any pictures but Rach has dyed her hair pink and Sarah has shaved her's off......and u though we were taking head hair!!!!
Keep in touch.... or else, we wil send Sarah's hair in the post!
Love u, from ur b****es!!! Fancy being our rent boy when u get back???? 50p Lil send her cv in 2 us!

Where's the picture of me in LA? :(

Less of the sunset pictures, and more pictures of REAL MEN do things that REAL MEN do. Like smashing glasses in pubs.

....i would also like to add that i wrote just as much as Tim and i havent done anything half as fun
I sure do know how to talk s***e

YO YO YO TIIIIMMMMMMAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
how are things? i hope you got saddle sore on those bikes of yours in that heat. after reading your email i had a well weird dream about being in Venice beach, i think i got blown up in the end by David Hasslehoff.
Have the police caught up with Ed yet? ;)
You'll be pleased to know i got that special cream that you wanted for your 'rash' that you caught in New York so just let me know where you want me to send it...im sure the pus will go with a few applications. ( sorry tim's mum )
Not much news here, the Goldie Lookin Chain guy in work still loves me and let me borrow his RocaWear top today, im 'street' me ;)
Nat and Sarah are having a party tomorrow (saturday) night, so im pretty sure you know how that will end up, me being sick, throwing myself at a singleton and passing out about 10pm...ha hah
Hope you get chance to work on your tan, you're looking a bit pasty love!
Im sure you miss us a thousand times more than we miss you so come home soon! who cares what the rest of the world is like...LEICESTER is where its 'appening.
right im off before i ramble anymore
Lots of love and chlamydia
Nic x

No swearing, huh?

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Glad you're having fun Manno, love the pics of me on tour :D.

I Can't believe you have been to 'Mitchy-babe's' home town!....... I'm leaving TBC on 18th Feb. Going to Milton Keynes to be a fashion Designer full-time. If you see a Mike from Monsters Inc on your travels, send him 2 me, he's for my new car!! He's the green one with one eye. Have fun! Rach xxxxx

Hi everyone, I.

Me and Ed landed in Fiji yesterday morning, the temperature was 27 degrees and the mid-day sun is just unbearable, there is no wind and the humidity is so high there is a thunderstorm once a day. have sent an email to most of you, however, the PC I'm using won't display some of your email addresses so:

Hannah & Adam - Life is sweet, trying to curb the drinking a bit but we ended up getting totally ruined with some of the locals. Have you seen the pictures from the leaving party? If not I will forward them to you when I next get to use the net. Venice beach in LA (Where baywatch is filmed) was amazing and I'm sure you two would love it there.

Merra - I've sent Ro an email so just peer over her shoulder when she reads it. Oh and the tight swimming trunks are mine but you can keep them to wear yourself if you wish. Glad the worm colony is flourishing will try to take some pictures of worms from different countries to send you.

Chris - Sorry if the indecent images on the phone are damaging to your health, will send you an email when I can next use the net.

Me and Ed are travelling round remote pacific islands for the next week (Lifes a beach) so will not be able to contact anyone for a while. Hope everything is ok in not-so-sunny England. Tim