Check in was a bloody s*** show. There were only two flights in our queue (Chicago and NYC) were not moving and people we starting to panic by 10am that they had not checked in and the Chicago flight was around 11:30am. Doesn't help that every damn person or family has about 12 bags and 3 trolleys worth of piled suitcases. I honestly have no idea what or why they bring so much stuff! They have no idea what's going on or what to do they're so unorganised also which just holds the process up. Not sure half of them even had their esta's ready which slowed the process even more. So I stood in the check in queue 8-10:30am. Good job I was early!

Security was a little fast I was thro if h in 25 minutes. Quick currency change, toilet and 5 minutes sit down. By this time it was time for our gate to open and board the plane. Take off was scheduled for 12:15pm, still sat at the gate at 12:40pm. I hope this isn't a long and tedious flight and it goes fast…. Otherwise I'm going to be very drunk.

Had a right dickhead sat behind me, we were at the back of the plane only two seats because of the shape of the plane, his sons feet were poking through the side and then they pressed the button to make the window dark. Not until and hour in he climbed pretty much over my seat and pressed it dark instead of asking me so I told him to calm down with my great resting b**** face. Stupid idiot, he was one of those dickhead passengers, he was wearing gardening gloves I'm assuming for covid but no mask? Stood up during the flight and bickered with the hostess he needed to stand right in the aisle instead of moving down to the door area where it was big enough for passing.

Right weirdos!

The woman next to me wore he mask the entire time and shook her head every time I yawned or when I sneezed as if to say you shouldn't do that without a mask on (to put it in to context she was 0.5% of people on this plane wearing a mask) not even the staff were wearing one nor the entire country of Jordan.

Flight was alright only managed to sleep and hour or so though so I'm gunna be tired!

That weirdo was complaining about standing again. Why can people just be normal and civilised?

Landed on time, security was a joke. Visitors line was shorter than the US Citizen line but then this fat bald Bobby started bringing USC's down to our line and they were getting through before us because they had priority a load of crap he just enjoyed having authority.

Didn't take me long to get to the train and that was all fairly easy! Looking forward to cwtches!

Boiling once I got to street level didn't have WiFi and they were nowhere to be seen. Do I managed to tap into Dunkin' donuts WiFi and locate them. Hugs all around time to walk to the pub!! Then we went and got some grub at a little Cuban place called Habana Outburst, I wasn't too hungry more thirsty and past tired by this point. My body clock was all over the place. After dinner we walked separate way to Ross, back to the hotel. Another comfy bed, this pillow swopping is happening when I'm next on the move!

Mericaaaa adventures begin!