So we book our coach journey to Phuket from the official tourist office in Bangkok. The journey costs us a little more than the backstreet travel agents on koh San road but it's worth it because this is run by the Thai government so it can't be a scam...... Yeah right! We were promised a V.I.P bus with no changes straight to Phuket! At 4am it is pitch black and we are stranded in the middle of nowhere just dumped in an abandoned cafe with bus seats as chairs, dog...

Happy birthday to Kee Kee! And of course we give her a birthday to remember! So we start out with a nice meal and some civilised drinks, I send Dean out for a cake to put a candle in and he comes bk with an elephant (don't ask) we then have a few more drinks followed by some shots, followed buy more drinks and more shots,,,, we then end up in a tattoo shop....a bit of singing and dancing to the spice girls with a Thai/American gangster 'wannabe', 2 hours and 5 ta...

After a 15 hour flight and a 2 hour queue at customs we arrive at our first destination koh San road, Bangkok, Thailand. First impressions...... Absolutely bonkers!! Traffic like you have never seen, mopeds zipping past like bees, street vendors selling maggots and cockroaches more fake handbags and clothes than a girl from liverpools wardrobe and where is our hotel,,,, slap bang in the middle of it all! But we check in and it's a lovely guesthouse flatscreen tel...