I'm an Englishman in New York!!! Time Square... Done! Empire State Building... Done! Central Park... Done! Statue of Liberty... Done! Ground Zero... Done! Grand Central Station... Done! Its ace here!!! I've never seen owt like it! I ate a giant Pretzel yesterday! There's loads of women wandering around thinkin' that they're Carrie Bradshaw, but to be honest half of them look more like Sally Webster!!! Met up with Denise T, yesterday and we went into Brooklyn ...

Just a quick note to let you all know (those who are bothered) that we arrived safely last night, there's been a heat wave over the past couple of weeks so in true style as soon as we stepped out of the airport it started peeing it down, not just spittin' proper peeing it down!!. We've not put any photo's up yet 'cos we've not taken any but watch this space. We're off into the mixer today to see some sights and I'm going to buy Gem a 'corn dog' and have myself a...