Now this this is one of them occasions
where the homies not doin it right
I mean he found him a hoe that he like
But you can't make a hoe a housewife
And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
a b**** is a b****, but a Dogg is a man's best friend
So what you found you a hoe that you like
But you can't make a hoe a housewife (wife)

I mostly sold d*** while I packed a gold clip
Worked my money-maker, she got paper, she bout to trip
(Where the f*** is my money?) I cannot G guilty
You pimpin strong, but comin home, to sheets that be filthy
She on the dillzy, I take advantage
All up in them panties, I got this b**** speakin Spanish
I'm mannish - get yo' nails out my back
Slut I'm bout to nut and get up, go scrub yo' cat
Learn the player rules, this is how I play a dude
Might not be a freak, but she got on the choosin shoes
Dollar signs are folded, I can't control it
Tryin to leave her, beeper just exploded
She sweatin me, won't let me, broad turned fraud
Now she on this d*** huh, got her turnin tricks huh
Man it's a trip I don't trip I'm in yo' Lexus flexin
I left her up in Dallas, Texas - assed-out

Naw hoe is short for honey, almost had her Wailin like Bunny
Tellin tales of bein pregnant, catchin Norstrom sales with abortion money
I spotted her, seen her with my nigga when I shot at her
Now we got beef, he caught up in the hoe's erotica
Exotic - she's psychotic, rockin his Nautica
Soon he'll need antibiotics (sucka b****)
Name a sexual disease, she got it like Sam Goody
You be like, "Damn how could she hit me off with chlamydia?"
Fool I pity ya
We live in the city off, ballers
with more bouncin than a Zapp, she will doo-wah-diddy-ya
Prettier to grittier, the wittier can get her
to the Hotel, Niko, on some Sauve s*** like, Rico
That's when I caught a Vision like Coleco
A high-post hoe, a perfect way for me to keep dough
Huh, have her sellin ass on Bronson Ave. and Pico

At the ho-tel, mo-tel, or the Holiday Inn (say what nigga?)
I said if that b**** keep f***in up (beotch) then we'll f*** her friends
I said I dip, dive, what can I say?
Niggaz need to stop f***in with O.J.
Some niggaz bang blood, some niggaz bang crip
And b****es ain't s*** but hoes and tricks
I had to dream of hoes, I had to scream at hoes
I seen my hoes in all kinds of clothes
Lil' Almond Joy, I truly enjoy
if you blew my balls, right through my drawers
Come back to the mansion, chill at the spot
From the way she was blowin, I know she does it a lot
I have a eight-and-a-half, nine-and-three-quarters
The hoe started callin when I started boss ballin
Gimme some head, gimme some ass (uh-huh)
Gimme some cash, pass it to Daz
Pass it to Snoop, or pass it to Nate
Hoes eat d*** like eggs and steak
That ain't s*** new, I thought you knew (what?)
I knew you would, you wish you could
break a G down, break me down
But I'ma see you on the rebound (what what?) D.P. style

crazy crazy crazy! so went to see the hurricanes against the chiefs in super 12, minding our own business when adam from beachcomber in fiji and jess's brother walked around the corner, he didn't know we were in Wellington and nor did we! i emailed him about meeting up with us but not thatt sudden!!!! crazy, so just went out on the town, when we bumped into two girls from fiji aswell, therefore we had quite a gang going round! got pretty hammered and ended up going to bed at 7 in the morning at a random hostel i hadn't even checked into with adam and his mates and are now still drunk at 245 in the afternoon!!!! anyways best be off, simon you are looking sexy as in those model photos! monkey keep the rap coming, peace!
love you all
james t

Jeanne cant be that bad, as two of boys fancy original jeanne, laydeez! "The sexiest women you'll eva meet", eh? You kno!

I object to mc monkters jeanne remix, what did she/we ever do? Seriously ?? Get over it!

Yo i stay wit it, try to perpatrate play wit it never knew about the next level until team smoke did it. ill stay commited while you mother******s baby-sitted ill smash yo critics like an overhand right from ridd*** come and get it, shi****d on villians by the millions. i be catchin b*tches while b*tches be catchin feelings so what the f*ck am i supposed to do? i pop bottles and hot hollow points at each and all of you. a heartless b*stard, high and plastered my style is like the reaction from too much acid, never come down pass it around if you can't handle it hang hollywood n****z by there soul train laminates. what's the difference between me and you, about five bank accounts, three ounces and two vehicles. until my death im bangladesh, i suggest you hold yo breath until ain't nothin left. yo that's the difference. (extended jeanne house remix)................ i hate chloe forbes, yo yo check it.

yo back up now and give a brother room, the fuse is late and im about to go BOOM! mercy mercy mercy me ah, my live is a cage but on stage im free, hiked up siked up ready for wallin, standing in a crowd girls with girls like an island, i see the one i want i say "come hear cutey" i flip her around and i work that booty! work the body, work work the body, slow down girl you gonna hurt some body! oh yo lets get this one thing clear, there's only one reason why i came hear! you really want me to tell you whats up yo? you really want me to tell you whats up yo? you really want me to tell you whats up yo? i came hear tonight to hear the crowd go- Bomb shake shake shake the room,Bomb shake shake shake the room,Bomb shake shake shake the room,tick tick tick tick boom! well yo are you ready for me yet? (pump it prince) well yo are you ready for me yet? (pump it prince) well yo are you ready for me yet? (pump it prince) well hear i go, hear i go, hear i here i go yo-dance in the ailse when the prince steps to it, my life was in football yo and i went and threw, out in the crowd how did i know that it was a good throw? how did i know becos the crowd when HO!!! in response to the way i was thinking smooth and indivdual, rythmes always original, like the doctor jeckel man and this my high side i am the drama and you're on a rapride, so fellers (yeah) are you'll with me (yeah) say fellers (yeah) are you'll with me (yeah), why don't you tell ya girl what you wanna do, you wanna oh ah ah ah ah ooooooooooohhhhhhhh, that's right, now you all in the flow, so pump up the volume along with the telephone, i want everybody in the house to know, i can hear tonight to hear the crowd go! Bomb shake shake shake the room,Bomb shake shake shake the room,Bomb shake shake shake the room,tick tick tick tick boom!

happy easter ladies and gents! we haven't had any chocolate what so ever! i cant remember the last time i have anything sweet! jim t and the boys

Happy Easter boys! Enjoy it, whatever you get up to, eat lots of chocolate if you get the chance, we all know that's what easter's really about! One love xxxx

i only smoke weed when i need to, and i need to get some rest yo where's the sex, i confess, i burned a hole in the matress yes it was me...i plead guitly, and at the count of three i pull back the duvet, make my way to the refridgerator, one dried potata inside no lie, not even bread jam, when the light above my bam, i can't sleep, somethings fall over me, greasy insomia please release me and let me dream about making mad love on the heath, taring off tights with my teath, but there's no relief, im wide awake in my kitchen it's black and im lonely, oh if i could only get some sleep, creeky noises make my skin creep, i need to get some sleep, I CANT GET NO SLEEEEP! de de de de de de de de de de de de de de

i'm a cool latin lover libra disco king, and the ladies all screaming im on the scene, i've gotta plated plane to fly round the world, just to pick up the mothers of fine little girls, im in the house yall, and it's a family event, you can bring ya sister she can clip my hair, if she ain't there-well im s*** out of luck, im in the house with mickey mouse and donald duck, ya like re-runs, so ya catch my truck, just me and jimmy c yall in the funk, we're like starsky and hutch with a little more depth, i gotta spliff on my right and all the women on my left, i've gotta gold plated pitbull made out of ice, yo his bark ain't loud but he sure ain't nice, and if you ask me twice, i will say it again it's rap basketball jimmy t is my name, and i'm bound to go down in the of name, just me and jimmy c yall crusin the plane! peace x

arn has a big ball of yarn. luke lies in a puddle of puke. care has shaved his pubic hair and nympth is becoming an almighty pimp! word to the brothers of islam and afganistan. shame about the sisters in iran who have giant frying pans for cooking mans up their flanges! we take it back to the concrete streets, musical beats and real live MC's. playground tactics a rabbit in a hatrick! F**K you too what you gonna do, scrawny N****R but i got an arsenal of automatics down to 22's! know how the use them, fight dirty and s***, pop you ra******! bo bo bra braaaa! a to the mutha F**king K homeboy. dirtia remix remix! hey you shaun paul pass the blow touch! light theis fat head N****R! yeah yeah yeah, feeling ten now, yeah yeah Shaun de Paul, somy girlsalem! remix! booya! aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit gs distturbing da peace up in here up in here. brushfire fairy tales. itsy bitsy diamond wells, big fat hurricanes, yellow belly given names!

word to the radders to the monkey to the gos, if he can stop being red enough to make it to Os, its jimmy c here distubing the peace, breaking down wit his lyrical beast! uh yeah uh uh. hope u G's are saving large, so we can all meet up and hit it hard arh yeah uh! is the rab at the bistro, brakin his new flow serving cool, yo, arh eh arh arh.

whats up whats up whats yp, jimbo t the manw**** and nymph who needs a pee. coming straight out of pewsey who cannot rime but wants a cup of tea with the queenie yo! shout out to all me wiggers back at home coming straight out of the wilts! biatch!