Darren was most displeased that I refused the beer, not sure why he was so miffed as I'd only had 3 hours' sleep in 2 days and was pretty knackered. I assumed that his merciless giggling as I drifted to sleep was just an attempt to make me feel uneasy, and not pleasure at the dark scheme he had formed. I woke at about 2 to find Darren darting about the room with an aura of mild distress. Concerned for my friend I immediately clocked that he was probably hot; I t...

I'm here! 2 flights, 2 continents, 2 hemispheres and 2 dogs later I have arrived in Heung Gong (Hong Kong). No sleep on overnight flights makes Tom a dull boy, I have slept for 3 hours today so hope to avoid any whiff of jetlag this evening (we'll see how that goes). Currently chilling out at Chris and Brandy's pad and catching up on mails before Chris gets home from work and the japes commence. It looks unlikely that he will be able to get time off work tomorro...