Asian Do's and Dont's

- Dont sit at the front of the bus, its terrifying!

- Dont drink 3 buckets of vodka Red Bull the night before a 12 hour bus ride

- Hairy legs dont deter mozzies

- Dont go to the beach with hairy legs unless you want them threaded savagely from their roots by crazy little Vietnamese girls armed with string.

- Dont trek up and down a muddy mountain in flip flops

- Always carry loo roll

- Do go to dodgy clubs with random locals

- Do climb fallen trees hanging over waterfalls

- Do play naughts and crosses with Cambodian kids even though they always win

- Dont tie wet clothes in plastic bags and leave them in the bottom of your backpack

- Do go drunken swimming at all hours of the night/morning

- Dont leave the bedroom door open at night - stuff will get nicked, duh!

- Do go to Asia and love every minute!!!!