We spent a few nites in Rio again, but cant say I mind being there I really like the place. Mel bought a million havaiainas and I caught up on some sleep at last.

We are now in Sao Paulo in a lovely hotel, I love big cities and this is huge. We went clubbing last night to a gay club, and even there we werent safe. It was a bit like the Thriller video with confused weirdos´jumping all over us like deaf zombies. We now know how to say F OFF in Portuguese, Yes most Brasilieros are Bi....In saying that we witnessed the biggest b**** fight I have ever seen, it was like a tornado starting right beside me and spread all over the entire dance floor, b**** slaps being dished out left right and center, everyone excluding myself joined in, it then gathered momentum and speedily moved up the stairs, this is where poor Mel got caught up in it as she returned from the bar, could have been fatal for her poor thing. Not even Steven Seagal would have been able to get in there and get those Paulista b****es under control...it was too too much.