Phuket has the most amount of ladyboys we've seen so far!! We arrived at Patong backpackers on the 24th of January and was welcomed by a lady everybody knew as "mama".. We stayed in a 10person dorm which was suprisingly nice, where we met Ryan and Roxanne. That night we went out to the food market and then for some buckets and thai rum down Bangla Road (the busiest and most livley road in Phuket) As most of you know I always get a bad hangover, so I wasn't surpr...

It's the 21st January and we're on Koh Phi Phi island at the moment.. Very different to Railay Beach where we've just come from. Railay beach was very hippie fied, Regae bar after Regae bar, wicked live music, such a laid back vibe and hardly any electric&wifi. We decided to get a Kayak around Railay beach for the day, see the Princess caves (more wooden penis's) this time it was meant to be where a sea princess lived in ancient times and fishermen believe i...

17th January - We have spend the last 3 nights in krabi, which is a really nice town! We hired a moped for 2days and our 1st stop was the tiger cave temple, the main thing to do here if you are feeling energetic is to climb 1,237 steps to the top of a mountain to see the Buddha statue! If I knew the pain that it was going to be climbing to the top before I started then I probably would have changed my mind, but when we finally reached the top the views were incre...

Last night we saw shakira, Beyoncé and Britney to a name a few, shaking their things on stage..in a caberet show! I thought it was absolutely hilarious and couldn't stop laughing all the way through, I don't think Matt quite knew what to make of it. We'd had a bucket of Samsom whiskey between us to start the night off and it was toxic stuff. During this day we'd arrived at the peir on Koh Tao, taken a 5min journey in the back of a jeep. As we got to the resort...

4th January - Last night it was pretty quiet in the farm as for some reason the 2 pigs didn't snore too loudly!!.. Today we went to see the Big Buddha Temple in Wat Phra Yai, this is one of the first sights you see when coming in to Koh Samui by plane as it's massive. We then bartered for a tuk tuk to take us to the other side of the island to go and see what is known as the grandmother and grandfather rocks. The rocks are in the shapes of male and female...