Quote of the Moment"I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news" - American Pie... German television sank to new lows last night as they televised our rendition of the Don McLean anthem.The photos will tell the story a lot better than I can, but since this Internet Cafe is air-conditioned, you get both.An amazing day. I was wrong about the Paraguay fans being on the other bank of the river - there were only two of them. The England fans d...

Quote of the Moment..."No blades, no bows, leave your weapons here... No blades, no bows, leave your weapons here" - Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.... If you've seen it you know what I mean.Well People, we made it. We only had to spend all day on trains yesterday to get here on time so it was fine. All the trains are full of Europeans... The train back from Stockholm was crammed full of hordes of Swedish lovelies, which was of course great. And, strangely, th...