"You are so f***ing money and you don't even know it. You're like a bear with these big f***ing claws and the ladies are like bunny rabbits, and you're looking at your claws and you're thinking, how can I kill this bunny with these claws?" SwingersOur hostel had a kind of lounge common room kind of place, and at seven they gave everyone a free beer, so we showed up. Pretty soon we got chatting to an Irish guy called Paul; quiet, polite sort of cha...

"I have nothing to declare but my genius", Oscar WildeIt's nine am. We slept well on the train last night considering there were 8 separate passport checks and 6 ticket checks. Each time the custom guys look at out Russian and Chinese visas they stare for ages and look at us funny, as if trying to decide whether it's worth picking a fight over.We're on the train now from Belgrade to Sofia. We didn't want to get any Serbian money as we're just ...