This morning we decided to go for a Ayurverdic treatment. We go into the first place we come to. Looks really clean and I got told to get out with my flip flops on. Excellent.
So I ask is there female masseurs for females? My meaning took a while to get across but yes he said. So Steve went in with the guy and the other guy then tells me oh the woman is busy! The boss is coming to be your therapist! Boss lady? No! Now if a friend hadn't once told me a story about her male masseuse ( SM!) I would have been fine. But whaat! I got palpitations! I tried to meditate while waiting but It was really hard to relax. So there I am. No offer of paper Knicks and within moments he's bending my legs all over and I feel ridiculously proud I can touch my bum with my heel. Go me.
That was probably the best treatment I have ever had. Set us up for a lovely day of not really knowing what we are doing next.
Therefore nothing else happened! Except for the elephant in the room.
We were eating in a restaurant and I say to Steve we must talk about the elephant in the room.  He looks scared. He actually had not noticed the beautiful elephant.