AUSTRALIAAAAAAA!! Step 1 Perth :). So goin through aussie customs wasnt alf as bad as every dik head hyped it up to be i was expecting hitler standing there asking for a f**** poo sample. But na it was all good went through (took agaes) and then a sniffer dog started hyping up me back pack but ALLL WASS GRANDDDD!! Walked through to find the Chapmans waiting for me wahoooooooooooooooooooooooo. Sooooo good to see some famillia faces. i got to there house its beauttttifulllll bungalow (but its not called that bcos most house are 1 story here so its just a house) and i have me own bedroom and a propa bed with 4 pillows its amazinggg. they have a razy dog alled monty and his lovely but a jar bcos you have to look after him all the time his like a big baby but super ute and brown. We took monty to the dog walking beah the beach was amazing and it was so hot and nothing like ive been on or seen aussie beaches are sooooo soft the sand that is and the water is so clear. monty was jokes running up and down the beach. Later that day we went fishing down the harbour was jokes bcos phil was gettin super stressed and so was millie and they was gettin the raving but then wen we figured it out and how not to knot up the rods and atually do it millie phill and polly all caught a fishyyyyy it was so cool i couldnt do it i was to impatient with it. one of them was spikey and spiked me when i was trying to get the hook out its EYEBALLL the hook went straight through the eyeball! When i was on the plane i watched lion king 1 and then wen i got to the chapmans the next day me n millie was watching lion king 2 was such a treat T.V on demarnd!! when we was at dinner later in the evening started talkin bout it then phil started gain MOTHERR ILL DO IT FOR U MOTHERRR and i was like wat the fuk then he was like yea yea its in the film so i thought for a minute and the i realised it was the most unnesesary part of the film BUT THE FUNNIEST PART OF THE f**** FILM HAHA!! so ever since all we been saying is IILL DO IT FOR U MOTHER ( i reccomend everyone to google it its so funny man!!)
So sunday came it was the 8th AND ITS ONLY ME FAKKKIN BIRT DAYYY I AM OFFICALLY 21 AND OLD. was so strange havin a bday in heat in a way didnt feel like my bday bcos it was felt middle of summer like july or somink but i ud def get used to it. wud have been the best if the fam and my family was here but hey ho! the chapmans made me feel like a little princess and got me the best bludddy present everrrrr FUTURE MUSIc FESTIVAL TIKETTTTTTT i cant friging wait!! (and turns out that phil noes a dude he noes so many dudes that may be abble to get us after party and sveny papa sven may be at the after partyy oi f**** oi). We went to dinner later was sooooo nice had half a chicken and chips and bbq stuff mmmmmm. oh yea we went to the national park i think thats wat its called was so beautifu l and green and looked over perth city and this river. oh yea was sooooo funny we was sitting at the habour front having a drink then we was all chatting then jane out of no wer was like THERES A FROG EVER THERE we all turned round it was a f**** leaf SHE WA SLIKE NOOOO NOO ITS A FROG so got up and looked it was a leaf it was soooooooooooooo so funny had to be there but was jokes!! in the week went to couple shopping centres wen to beach was the best so close. ALSO I READ A f**** BOOKKK was a sad book was balling me eyes out but it was a propa adult book and was thick and i read it in 2 bluddy days im so proud. also i tryed to sit in the sun but was sooo hot (35 degrees) i sat in it for 40 minutes was burnyyyyy.

ROADDDD TRIPPPPPPPP - we went down to bussleton which is about 3 and alf hours away from perth was soooooo good bos millies little friends has a house shed cabin thing down theer so we got ro road trip, first night we had a bbq was yummmmy the meat here is so uh better no gistle and s***! i tried my first beef sausgae haha (sounds rude) was alright just strange id eat it again its better than s***ty pork sausages! so when we was finished eating we was all sitting quietly and bfore we come down millie was saying ho wthese possoms always fall of the roof and u an hear them bangning. so we was playing hase the ae round the table was so funny bcos forfit was GOING DOWN SPIDER ALLEY AND FUK ME SPIDER ALLEY WAS SCARRRY AT NIGHT WE (me polly phill and millie) went down theer and we wer suh melts went throught the alley to the beah was so effin dark the tourches didnt even make a difeference! anyway wen we got to the beach (via spider alley) the moon was amaazing it was f**** huge i tried to take a photo but didnt work but the moon and the sun is so uh loser to the earth its soo cooooool! (god im gay). Anyways we finally got back and wathed nany mcphee. phill had passed out of the sofa after 4 beers light weight! Before we went to spider alley we was all at the table and phill pointed up to the roof and was liek look look a possom and i well wanted to see one so i was looking so hard liek where where he still pointing and then u heard a huge FARTTTTT i was like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahahahah i got a fooooled was so funny i uddnt breathe!!! ahh ahahaha oh god u had to be there but oh my god everytime i hear a fart i think of possoms and what a d*** head i looked like looking for a possom haha.
Next day we went to information desk thing and we went to the wonky windmill far itr was sooooo goooood i fed a little goat then we see horses and it was so dirty made me hands go blak then we see sheep things the emu's and i love emu's and it fed out of my bag i was so excited!! then we see lemas and s***. then this horse that looked like my sister haha! it really did. then we see an ostridge and i was soooo exicted but it didnt f**** ome close enough to get a photo i werent happy but then we see kangarooos tehy was tiny and so gentle and we was feeding them for agessssssssssss we are guna go to a propa farm where you get to be with them not them in a cage im so excited for it. it was teh best farm id ever been i love a farm. we got home got changed quik then went down to some kids festival it was for and about the abos (aboridgonies) not ment to call them abbos but they are mental drunk weirdos. andit was good man they had a huge bondfire and this old dude dancing round it and poeple followong him which didnt have a clue wat they were doing but was still good and teh most amaizng fire works this one fire work like did some s*** thing and landed on the water and then did some amazing thing off of the water is was sickkk!!!
Next day we got up early went down to the jetty again and got some train thing down it which went at bout 1 mile and hour we oudl have walked faster lol but yea this well long peir thing at aussies call a jetty was in teh middle of the sea was so cool wihs i had my swimming cozzy on os i wudda jumped in the sea and that. At the end of the jetty was this underwater like aqurium thing was well good under the sea n that but i sea an ocotpus that freaked me the f*** out! but was well cool under there beautifu, the photos dont do it justise! Anywayssssss. I am loving aus so far i would def live here its so nice and better way of life but i miss music bad. but nick found out danny daze is here in feb so i am soooooooooooooooooooo happy and the fact ill have a pal out to wahoooo!!! then future music fest a week later im so exited!! i just wana job now tho ive applyed for soooo many its so long!!! will update some more SHORTLYYY !!!