So I've been well behind on this I just been working me ars off in Australia it's not as laid back as ya think when ya got no monies BUT...

I left Perth and arrived in Melbourne. Staying in St. Kilda for about 5 days. Was so weird bcos I had forgotten how to make friends and I didn't no what to do except feel sorry for me self but that didn't get me friends either. So had to 'put my self out there' as Kady always tells me and went and sat in the lounge looking at everyone but no one wud look at me I was like a fckin lepper. So went to bed. Next time did the same thing except everyone down the was f***in laggin an playin some drinkin game I had no drink but they ask me if I wanted to join and obviously I jumped at it bcos I was a larry b****. This is how I leanred to bcos best friends with a little thing called GOON. Goon is the cheapest box white wine (fruit Lexia is the preferred wine) that is 10$ and gets you f***in f***ed. So after my night with the beloved goon I had 3 new friends (2 New Zealand chicks and 1 bristolian dude), been to a 'club' and was pukin me guts up. I was fine and lovin melly man. So next morning me and 1 of me new pals Luke (the farmer) went being tourist around Melbourne ended up going the wrong way but then back on track the weather was lovely so hot man. Was the best melbourne is the bet city in Australia like a a little toy town so easy to get trams around was sick. After spending 5 days in the St.kilda I then moved to a new hostel that would become 'HOME'.
BEV AND MICKS.
Bev and micks was the most awful hostel and traveller could come across. As Jason would say (he was the funnist black dude from California) ' We are living in a first world country in and this is how we live. Imagine when u picked up a cup or mug in the kitchen a cockroach would run from under it or go to get your bread from ya food bag and a mouse has desided to share it with ya... Yea that bad but that was just the kitchen.
Bev and Micks was the best everyone who lived there wanted to talk to ya everyone was just on the same wave length (well almost everyone Keeno was a mental case but Keeno is abit special.) So the main reason I wet Bev&Micks was bcos the 2 best gals I met travelling trough SE ASIA on more than 1 occasion was staying there MICHELLE AND NAIOMI so they was then stuck with me for the next month happy days. So my room on Bev&Micks was me and 9 other blokes it was called ROOM 11 which looked and spelt like a f***in turd hole but became the best place in the world. Underneath my bunk was Vinnie is was an utter dope stupid child. Some weird ginger old c*** on another top bunk. Massey blud was underneath him. Darren on another bottom bunk. Sean above him. Alex on another bottom bunk noone above him. Keeno in last top bunk with a weird German or Estonia guy below him which then after 10 days turned out to be a women. Weird huh everyone on this room was Irish except me and Alex. Alex was the funniest c*** ever he was like a older brother who was just stoned ALLL THE f***IN TIME. Him and Keeno where like bezzie, Keeno is the biggest wind up murchant I'm sure he had ADHD but never diagnosed as a kid. Anyway them 2 was the drinker dope heads and the funniest pair. There was plenty of times a B&Ms where I wud flip out Ar Keeno being a jar and punch him in the face hed soon f*** off.
Any was room 5 was Michelle n Nays room which had 2 weird Americans who slept above naiomi, Jamie on his own bed (from north London) Michelle opposite bottom bunk noone above her. Tarquin (English Andrew from north lonny) on next top bunk and underneath him Irish Andrew. This room was the funniest. Irish Andrew slept talked and walked and everyone just loved going a piss everywhere when pissed and sleeping!!
English Andrew was the first person I met on a quiz night at my new home (obvs I new Shelley n nay) he got caught cheating on google loool he got us points off lol. We got on well good he is one of the funniest c*** ive met. I can say his a propa good friend I made. And we call him tarquin bcos his the poshest lost well spoken c*** whoever come out of north London lol. Also the biggest bender who ain't bent (he says) just very camp and really good at mincing. So after a week at home the weekend came and there was 3 irish boys I hadn't met yet drunk as f*** but not drunk enough singing well loud new me name and funny as f***. Smyth, Junior and Tolt. The best Irish trio you will ever come across. f***in loved them all. They all loved Jamie T loved conflict and was lovely as f***. Propa good blokes. The first night in meeting them Smyth kneed me in the head nearly got knocked out but tht was fine lol he don't mean it.
Bcos Bev n Micks was a pub we never went out really and didn't have to go anywhere bcos everyone was just so fun here. We had Anzac day which had DJ Nosha playing WHO THE f*** IS DJ NOSHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. WHY WUD YA EHHH?!
There was far to much that happened in Melbourne for me to record but was the best time made the best friends and I wuddnt have done any of it differently. Michelle Naomi Tarquin and Massey are f***ing good pals of mine and will stay like that if I have anything to do with it. Oh and Jason the funniest American I have met and the most amazing pancake maker. He better go pro at it or his wasted.... CATDOG pancakes lol.