There were two men called rich and ross.....who travelled the world at low cost.......sleeping in gutters and shaggin old slutters......they thought it would be a good doss, .......being so far away, they were trying not to be gay.......with Ross given good head and richie a saint in bed......They both played home and away.....After they came out the closet.......richie got a pocket rocket......he felt it all over...... and tossed twice over.....and squirted ross in the eye socket........i know this all sounds bad......but believe there both sad.....they s*** and they w***.....and play silly pranks......but always end up with a lad....Now i'm gonna leave here now....just remember to stay clear now....they lick but wont spit......and play with both t*** ......but will come right in your ear cow!
Stand Up
A bloke turns up at a dyslexia convention. The chairman asks him what he does for a living. "i'm a comedian" says the bloke. To which the chairman responds "f***ing hell, lets see you change colour then"
I'm Sensible
Roses are red, Violets are blue, so they tell me, coz I'm blind!
4 U
yes nice one baba rra can you translate for us!!!
Any Out There
does anyone sensible actually log on to riches site anymore!
hi my name is jim and i come from the world where the borrowers live! you can come and see us there are lots of dwarfs to choose from there! my number is 0891 70219430182 cal me for a totally6 satifying time!
Steve
Or you can have me i have the biggest dik of all!!!!!
Snow White
i have 7 to choose from! hold on you cant have happy cause he satifys me! nor sneezy cause i like to rub the snot into my breasts! dopey is so gullible and will do anything i say, the doc can get viagra and go all night, bashful the boy can bash, Sleepy well, he can do it whilst sleeping so that leaves, grumpy, take him miserable barstool have him! i rekon he is gay anyway!
Bridget The Midget
This is turning into a right porn site! I should check it out more often!! Anyone know of any dwarfs I could shack up with????
Another Poem!
There once was a Mr. Hunt, who had a d*** and a c**t, He turned into a tranny because of the fanny, but he still shagged back to front!!
About Richie
There was young man called richie who complained about a very bad itchie!
He went to the shrink to show him his dink! who said my my what a small winky!
The doc found old richies little weaser! and held it with a very small set of tweasers!
After pulling skin and scrapping his chin the doc said "LADYBOYS" you silly geezer!
