I'm pretty appalled at most of the messages on this site (Trina and Paul!) and would just like to thank my cuz for apologising to my Mum and Aunty as they were not amused!
Come on you guys - grow up!!! How f***in' old are you!
Lord Lucan
Don't you just hate these awkward silences............
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MIGHT NOT HAVE HAD TO TAKE OVER THE SITE IF YOU KEPT IT UP TO DATE!!!! eNJOY YA LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME! WHATS PAULY ON HAS HE GONE SOMEWHERE?
Bendy
well arrived safe and sound rich if you wanna read your messages and reply please do!
Richie
Hello!! It's me!! Just to let you know that I'm now at the airport in Auckland NZ waiting to go to my last destination Fiji! Spent the last month in a van touring the islands............ and yes I have done the Glastonbury thing and gone unwashed for days on end!! Arrived at the aiport in this state after 5 days and luckily managed to grab a shower!! I really don't think that they would let me on the plane otherwise! I'd just like to apologise to my mum and dad, auntie and uncle and anybody else how reads the site and might not appreciate the content! Sorry folks out of my hands. Also I'd like to apologise to Ross' parentsw for the hijacking of his site. Sorry................... and see ya soon. MUch Love Richie XXXxx
Adolf
what with pauly's s***ting fetish and richie's need to piss on people when he is drunk i would be very interested in signing them both up for some german porn movies. I have a range of films available under the title Toilet Slaves. I think these two would fit in perfectly.
Never Gamble With A Chemist!
This deaf mute strolls into a chemist's shop to buy a packet of condoms. Unfortunately, the mute cannot see any of his required brand on the shelves, and the chemist, unable to decipher sign language, fails to understand what the man wants. Frustrated, the deaf mute decides to take drastic action: he unzips his trousers and drops his c*** on the counter, before placing a £5 note next to it. Nodding, the chemist unzips his own trousers, performs the same manoeuvres as the mute, then picks up both notes and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the chemist with a wild gesturing of his arms. "Sorry" the chemist says, shrugging his shoulders. "But if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't gamble"
Drunk Driving
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" sorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
Butcher Bill
A man walks into a butchers. "Excuse me", he asks, "Have you got a sheeps head?" ... "No" says the butcher. "Its the way i brush my hair".
Madonna
Rich, do you ever go on to YOUR site?? Its making fantastic entertainment for everyone else!! You are really missing out here dude. Looks like your site has been well and truely hijacked! Just for the record, I wouldn't say no to the photos either - Is there anyway we can hijack Richs photo board?!!! Stick them on there!!
Trevor
If theres photos available of Pauly taking a s*** ... I wouldn't say no!
