Retirement now commenced. Bye bye bulls***, boredom and Britain. No more working for the man and the evil empire. This time next week i'll be somewhere in bangkok with my amazing missus, chock full of beer, thai whiskey and very high spirits. One more week to endure this fine british summer then we are off round the world. To say i am excited is the ultimate understatement. Come on world, lets f***ing have it! HA HA HA HA HA