Hi Simon this is your biological Aunt from the other side of the world i.e. Canada. I hope you make it to our side of the world. You and your buddies are welcome. I'm afraid you won,t see any elephants unless you go partying with Nader but you might see mousse. I don't know the plural for mousse but they are very much like (hemeer) in Egyptian. Good luck on your trip and go easy on the booze. Lariam doesn't go well with too much of it. love you, Hedy.

Hey pie,
Just wanted to see how you are blogging. So jealous of your travels, london is much more cold, boring and lacking elephants. However, we do have whales, that's right, there was a 5m, 7 tonne whale in the river thames and you didn't see it, see what you are missing in London! I was going to go see it but then it died, poor thing. That was blatantly in Nuts that week... Now if you are worried about Liverpool just think how it must feel to be an Arsenal fan right now...
Glad yr having so much fun, missing you here, so glad you decided to write a BLOG.
xxx

erm, wots the gay lord indian restaurant all about....so racist. I was laughing my ass off tho. nothing new in boring london. will be in contact soon. ta ta

I have no friends left! come back! I miss you guys.

Can't be bothered to leave messages for all of you, so Si, please pass this on. Hope you're all doing really well. Be careful. Maybe even see you in a couple of months.

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p.s. I got accepted into the masters course in Birmingham. Yay!

Great Simon,nice to hear that you are enjoing your self,great jounal and from the summary of it I can see that you can make it as a journalist otherwise as a drunk !who is Mince ?male, female, or otherwise...

Thank God you clarified what Larium is!!!! are sure it is what you say it is? You and J in that pic. look like under cover agents. Tell him to watch it, I've got his mother's contact number. I'll also tell her that you are mixing with someone on larium. Have fun

you mention making plans - when you sort them tell me. I need to get time off work, so the sooner the better. Looks like fun!

Hey Simon, it must be good over there ,I did not get your latest news ,how do you find the Singh beeeeeeeeeeer.?

I cant believe those lucky f***ers did a job on you ... I am literally gutted. Of all people it had to be that c**t Rio that scored, he opitomises everything i hate about football at the moment. Cisse is probably the worst player in the world, he is awful, and so lazy and doesnt stop f***ing moaning. Stevie G was awful. Crouch is great and deserves a strike partner who is gonna at least attempt to get on the end of his flicks. If that fat barstard is giving you stick, just tell him that i said he not a true fan, hes not from manchester, he never goes to matches, and hes fat. And queer.
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Still sorry, pissed as gay holes. Hope the lady boys are treating you well (hi holeage) (s***esen housen) xx