PIEface me and bono togeter have to tell you we met this guyt called big issue guy and also GARY GLITTER IS IN VIETNAM IN JAIL FOR BEING A KIDDI_FIDDLER
Much love. say hi to gary for us
ash and bono xxx

Hi Simon, I'm glad to see you're still having fun and I can't believe you're still drinking like a fish!!! I thought I would let you know that a Liverpool player scored for England last night and NO it's not fat boy Fowler it was Crouch!!! on the club front the so called Champions of Europe still can't win a game without Gerrard.

Take care!!!

It is freezing in london ,but after 2 "Blanc" beer it gets much warmer !!

Forgot to mention, it must interest you to know that London is freezing

The morale of the story is: don't drink before you go on a coach, particularly if the journey is 24 hrs. I follow your adventurous news with a great deal of interest (obviously being your Mum) but glad that I get the news after the event, then I can -with a sense of relief- imagine the excitement of jumping off a rope with a glass of booze into the river.

Simon, your sampling of the different whiskies,wines and beers brings to mind the story teller's quote in Isak Dinesan's Seven Gothic Tales:"What is man but an ingenious machine designed to turn,with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine""? Less poetically though, don't forget to take your lariam once a week on the same day. Love you Hedy (Aunt)

RIP Lady Glass. Three legged dogs all over the world remain in shock. Have a drink for her.

It te big match tomorrow!! hope you'll be following every move mr pieman caus the scousers are going down!!!

Pai!
Sounds like a great trip dude, keep the adventures going. We've just passed the 6 month away from home mark, feels like way less though. Have you got the s***s yet?! Looking forward to reading your fun in Laos and Vietnam - only 6 weeks til 'nam for us now!

Take care bud :)

Liverpool are at Birmingham in the quarter finals to be played on 20th to 23rd March, Heskey to bite back, hope not.

Simon, I came back from holiday only today, it was fun, weather was fantastic, sea lovely turquoise colour, will send you some photos soon. I have news for you, so phone me as soon as you can. Chooka-dung-dung-dung

Uncle Hany (not sure if I want to admit your my uncle after that comment) I'm not sure that that is the sort of advice you should give him. Simon stay away from the lady boys for all of our sakes!!!