As usual with things like this in Turkey, the best part of today was spent screwing around. As a tour leader I did feel the urge to try and organize people a bit better so we could be on our way quicker, but I fought the urge at every turn. You're on holidays for the love of God, I lectured myself. I finally boarded my gulet at 12pm, after it was supposed to leave at 10:30am and set off and met the other passengers. All of whom seem like a lot of fun. Our...

The plan today was to have a lazy day at the beach. It certainly didn't start off lazy, as I had to get a dolmus, firstly back down to the otogar and then get another dolmus to Oludeniz beach…the big British tourist mecca of Turkey. I made it to Oludeniz after about an hour of screwing around. I immediately set about getting what I had come here for, no not a tan…..bacon. This is probably one if not the only place in Turkey where one can acquire a full ...