Tiger tour swinging and sharked by the cleaner!

It seemed a regular event on this boat, every morning we got a wake up call at a rediculous time. Copey answered i said i wasnt getting up, copey agreed 20 mins later i woke up to copey on the phone saying no, no breakfast sleep, yes sleep instead. By the time we got up it was nearly dinner and we did a bit of sunbathing it was scorching hot.

Now we were all inclusive we expected to have no problems with drinks, but copey wasnt allowed diet coke on all inclusive? Hang on isnt all inclusive what it says on the box? He had to argue everytime he went to the bar, they didnt have a clue what he was saying. For anyone who doesnt know copey diabetic so any sugars bad, especially full sugar coke! We half expected to be charged for the cokes so we checked with reception, they said no not been charged so i chatted to him for a bit , for the past 2 days id been watching eagle eyed for crocadiles, turns out since the dams no crocs are on this side of the water besides the oaps!

We had tea and spotted a firesuit outside the restuarant it looked like morks space suit, all silver and shiny. We noticed at dinner everyone was dressed up in full egyption dresswear, there must of been a party on upstairs. We got front row seats to the show which basically involved the blokes and women dance and play party games, copey said this was a swingers cruise, then they got all the women up and tried a piece of cloth around there waist and got the 30-80 yr olds to dance, i got a video very bizzare. i was begining to agree with copey about the swinging then they dragged me up for some ball swinging. Right before anyone gets the wrong idea, 4 blokes including me had a ribbon with a ball attached to the end of it. You had to swing your ball through your legs hit the one on the floor to the end, me and some bloke came first but what a shocker it was, copey got a pic for you as he couldnt work the video out.

We left the bar at 11pm thinking we had an early start say 6ish but as we walked past the manager said early wake up call 2:45, leave at 3:15! What, we said, turns out abu simble is a 3 hour journey. We both walked back to the room shaking our heads another short minute detail they forgot to tell us. It wasnt all bad when we got back copey had been sharked by the cleaner, copey always made friends with the cleaners for some reason and mine was the bar men. Anyway think i need to explain what the sharking was, the cleaner didnt hide in the room and pull his pants off like proper sharking, instead he made a shark out of towels for him at the end of the bed.