(Its Hoi An but it wont let me change it now!)

I've just been told by my iPhone that Elena Gelber, Rachel Caspert and 49 other friends have wrote on my wall. Yet I cannot read a single one of those messages. It's so frustrating!

I'm very happy to be reunited with this contraption. It's my only proper connection to the outside world. I was lost without it yesterday but we took a trip to the airport and got it back :o) happy days

Yesterday was my 24th birthday and the group sang to me at breakfast and on the bus. Tres embarrassing!
It was a weird day. Started with flight number 6 to Hoi An, where we're staying in a beautiful little old village on Cam Nam Island.
We rode bikes around the town and went to a marvellous place that tailor makes clothes for you and was apparently on Top Gear. As I was feeling pretty crappy about my broken camera and lost iPhone, I splashed out on 3 dresses. Theyre all beautiful and fit perfectly, which as you'll know from my norks, is hard to find. £25 each!
Then in the evening went to a little vietnamese cooking class. I say little, there was 27 of us!
We learnt how to make salad rolls, crispy pancakes and spicy chicken. It was the best meal I've had here so far and I shall be cooking it when I get home. Apparently I've started eating prawns again!

Attempted birthday celebrations followed but most were pooped from the night before when I was feeling pretty ill. Boyfriend (Marty) and Girlfriend (Jen) insisted on getting me more alcohol and panicked i'd have bad luck if noone kissed me on my birthday. Chuck (Brooke) wouldn't do it so Peanut manned up and forced his face upon mine in the most unpleasant way.
Completely ruined the nice conversation I was having in the big bed in the club with Daniel. Tease and Blowjob making out in the other corner of the bed was quite distracting.

Apparently that's the whole aim in some peoples contiki tours. Just to get with people!
What a waste of money travelling if all you're interested in seeing is the inside of your eyelids?!

Anyway, after a chat with Daniel last night I felt a little less lonely. Tim helped too, all the way from the Phillipines.

I know it shouldn't matter but for the 3rd year in a row Jay failed to even text me on my birthday. What a cock!

In other news my bites from the mud bath are swelling up nicely a la elephant man! Is sexy as!

Hmm what else?
Oh I forgot to mention, if anyone wants actual gossip then you need to ask for it as my parents read this :oP

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