Hi Neena, hope you managed to get drunk last night, me n Lizzy did. Lizzy couldn't actually walk home, it was so funny, I had to practically carry her. I got her the whole way home without letting her fall, let go of her for one second to open the front door and she was gone! Staggering uncontolably backwards across the garden, then whack, straight into Pan's car, she then collapsed in a heap on the ground and just rolled around, she was covered in mud.

Just having a cup of tea now and then I'm going up in the loft to get the decorations, won't be the same fun getting them down without you, there won't be any one to laugh with when I get stuck.

Love you and miss you. xxx xxx

Hello lovely girl,

Just checkin in and wondering if you got drunk tonight and are sleeping soundly now.

All is well in wet and windy Beaconsfield. Not managed to put the tree up yet, but will make sure Harrods bauble (is that how you spell it) will have pride of place somewhere!

How did somewhere so hot come up with Ug boots? Do they actually even have them in Oz or did they make thme for us colder folks!!

Just having a cheeky lil cider, Unke Jun is off out tonite for much gwinking. We are off to Stotfold tomorrow for Panto and hopefully much gwinking!

Miss you loads and loads and loads and loads. Also I miss you.

xxx

P.S Harry has asked Santa for a supa dupa new cage for Christmas, thanks! He is very frightened of his ball and would rather not leave his cage except for cuddles! Freak!

Oh my god it's not only Mummie Jan that has fallen out of the sanity tree. I saw the same self Santa and polka dotted green frog on a three wheel tricycle outside of County Hall. Groundhog day or what!!! Perhaps their putting some illegal substance in the water in County Offices.

xx

I wanna see a picture of you with the koala bear, although it will be tough deciding on which one of the two of you is cutest.

Hey nina my lil precious!

I'm not gonna lie because I've been very bad and haven't read your blog for about a week...truth is I've been getting lashed with the panto cast alot recently as a method of dealing with your long distanced-ness But I will catch up soon, going to mk to see their panto tonight then got a crimbo meal tomorrow and the Kaisers sat (hectic!!!)

Before I go...HUGE thank you for my card and gift! It has pride of place on the prettiest branch of the tree. It's sooooo pretty!

Love you lady, lots of festive hugs

Ali x x x

Even miles and miles away you have your uses Nina!

Can you suggest alcohol for tomorrow as Mr T seems to act upon your every word!

It's damn freezing here, greyhound poo is frosting before I can get to pick it up!

Luv ya

Birdy

Thanks for your latest blog Christina, Mr T took your advice and has just gone and brought us cakes. Good idea of yours. Hope your having a lovely time xx xx xx

If the young Miss Smith decrees that cakes are the order of the day then so be it.

Love

Bloke

Get away with your 30 degrees, minus bloody 3 here this morning. x

Oh dear, it's official, Mummie Jan has fallen out of the sanity tree. Santa on a three wheel bike with a green frog covered in polka dots outside County Hall indeed.

Hi Neen

I got into work at just past 8 this morning and outside County Hall I saw SANTA! he was riding a three wheeler trike and he had a green FROG covered in poolkadots on the back. Now! I don't think i'm trippping but everyone at work does!

Shame you were not here to see your mum and the girlies running around the corridors looking for the Xmas decks Ha Ha! Mt T the grass, told them where they were!

Have a fab time, I am not depressed now, cos the blogs back.

Bye

Luv Mummie Jan

Alias Xmas Decs Napper.

Gues what, it's raining, and it rained yesterday, and the day before and the day before that, in fact every day for about 2 weeks now.

We put our Christmas decs up at work on Friday, Mummy Jan played a trick on us though. Me, Kat and Laura, went down to the hut in the well to get them, but they were missing, there was a bah humbug note and a crypic messages, which we interpreted to mean that the decs were in the kitchen. In the kitchen was another note which we figured out meant they were in the room where the printer is, then she had us running up and down stairs, accusing people in other rooms of being part of her wicked plan, eventually, with Mr Ts help we figured they were in the payroll room. Payroll were curious as to why there was a barbie and a blow up sheep in our decorations box.

Went to see father christmas with Jo yesterday, I've never seen Jo so terrified.

We were at Chris Cross's last night, we ordered a curry, confused the guy in the shop again, he recognised my voice and was confused when I said deliver to 44. We didn't have a late one as Chris Cross is working today.

Pan is a lot better, he wants to go back to work tomorrow but I'm making him take the week off.

Hope Oz is a bit more fun than when I last spoke to you.

Take care xxx xxx xxx