CAPULLO!!! You see, I feel emotional again! Glad to hear you didint bump into Claire, mind you the force is always with you! Nicola sent me an email today asking where are you? She thought you would be in Auckland by now... Thank you for the chocolate raisins! T xxx

CHRIS GREEN - Good to see you keeping up with the Blog - However, Soon you will get tired and bored and get into 'Can't be Bothered Mode' as did Scotty!!!!!!

BUT YOU CAN'T - We want updates aplently - Especially your shenanigans with Claire!!!!!!!

Don't mock my earlynights sh1thead. Its a recognised condition (it says on the internet) and I am now fully cured so everyone just better watch out.

NaughtyBigFace, You will be glad to know that there is the most slicked back side parting ever in evidence in the office today. Cartman with his hat off had returned! No gambolling as yet but we live in hope...sounds like you're living the dream what with your early nights an all!

I don't believe for a second that Laffers would say such a thing. Its just not her style, if there is a new low to be claimed then she is the first person to stick her hand up and lay claim to it. Any sort of sexual type line is much more in the style of Dave.

I DID NOT SAY DEEP THROAT!!! I SAID 'DEEP THREIN', WHICH, DAVE, I THINK YOU'LL FIND IS A CROSS BETWEEN VEIN AND THROMBOSIS. IT IS DAVE WHO HAS THE DIRTY MIND, I THINK I CAN HEAR DOVES CRYING

Gently caressing your right buttock in one hand, the other left free to roam and wander...the 60% of you loves this s***. New low?

Dave to Lafferty "What on earth are flying tights?"
Lafferty to Dave "They're to stop you getting deep thoat, er I mean, um..."

We all know where that girl's mind is... sewer brain

while he suckles at your moist teat gazing lovingly up at his feeder

New Low

You love his little hands, massaging your massive over-sized head