A certain Australian asked me this morning for your blog address... think he's feeling a bit left out bless him...

OHMYGODCHRISGREEN!!!!! As well as the CTU Ringtone You BLuetoothed me over - I now have the 24 Clock as a Ringtone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW O WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will try and Bluetooth it to ya - I'm sure it will reach - Bluetooth Technology is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GOOD!!!!!!

17:29:57 - 17:29:58 - 17:29:59 - Fade Out!

CHRISGREEN - I've got Bon Jovi on Sunday - Apparentley its gonna be 30 degrees!!!!!!!!!!! f***ing Hang Me!!!!!

When 'Always' comes on - I will think you You and tell Nicola that when 'You give Love a Bad Name'- I will think of her!!!!!!

On The T-Shirt Front - I reckon they've got Edgar to hand deliver them on Foot!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!

You're a Knobnose you know that... I thought you had your mobile with you but I got confuzzzed, Nicola has hers with her!
Ha- Now you will never know my exciting news I wrote in it.

Garlic Fa****......

Monkey - i didn't get your text cause im not on my mobile, what are you a knobchin or something? Good to see your eating loads, I want to see you taking on 4 bagels by the time I get back.

Leah Davey - you suck. When you've been to a Josh Rouse aftershow party and peeed next to Ed Harcourt and hummed one of his songs to yourself then you can talk to me.

Hey Biuuutch....Did you get my text message.......

Ive eaten a krispy creme dougnut every single day since you left. Sometimes I have 2 a day..Just depends How I am feeling. I am in the process of preparing for the sequel to MONSTER! Keep an eye out, It comes out in 4 months time.

Ricky has also started comfort eating and buys us 2 chocolate mousse punnets to eat every day. And a packet of milky ways too.

Glad to hear you are having such a great time. Shame. Now that you told ricky about Knobnose...he calls everyone that!

"A Quater of a Million Pounds, 22 Identically sealed Boxes, and No Questions.... Except One.... Deal ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Or No Deal!!!!!

So you could say that the 4.15pm edition of Deal or No Deal is the First Noel? see what I did.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I love the Kooks Album and 'Iris' By the Goo Goo Dolls is My All time Number 1 Song!!!!!!!!

I want to be Leah Davey!!!! I do - I really Do!!!

Double Deal or No Deal Week - all next week - As well as it being on 4:15 every day - its also gonna be on at 8:00!!!!!!

Double the Noel!!!!!

Howzit Mr Green?
Thank you so much for the postcard douche. I was so annoyed that you weren't here last weekend so I could tell you about my rubbing shoulders with the stars night out at celebrity x-factor. Guess who went drinking with the Kooks and the GooGoo Dolls? That's right, Leah Davey and that is in fact her real name. Shame you've not bumped into Claire Fowler yet, I bet that is because she is trailing you at a safe distance under cover of darkness. Say hi to Nicola and keep emjoying your new-found fetish for shortbread. By the way, my part-time job as sexpert has brought me into contact with many a sex-maniac with documentary proof of status, I will put you in touch with some when you get back if you want. Hello everyone in the office! I am having a really tough time sunbathing all week, hope it's not too hot in New Change...
Speak soon Deloitte & T

It's More like 24 Days then 24 Hours!!!!!!!!!

My 24 T-Shirts STILL haven't arrived!!!!!!!!! Now I'm Furious!!!!

I've waited soooooooooooooooooooo long - I bet they won't even fit!!! Since the departure of Chris Green - I've gone in deep depression and started to comfort eat!!!!!! What with Gladrial calling me Fatty - It's really got to me!!!!!!

Tara!