Wow its been a while since i update this old tiger nut!

Well i spent five days in Bangkok in the end, its A hedonistic place of extremes, noting is done by half! After 5 days of getting drunk with Alex and Hugh we headed down to a small island to the east called Ko Chang. the 6 hours bus trip and 1hu ferry where fine, why was it fine? VALIUM! god bless those medical guys who know what the best way to travel is SLEEPING!

Having got there found a really nice place away from the noise and party's all hired motorbikes (alex taking a fall within the hour) ands chipped around the islands windy and quite dangers jungle roads.
The place had a really nice tree house where we spent most of the evenings in the circle tree house with black light and hammocks getting, well, how do i put this....getting.....VERY STONED indeed!

Meet some really nice guys, 2 Swed's and Richard (brit) Bunny, one massive mofo of a Swed had a equally massive bag of pick and mix from back home, now stoned and existed about this we get stuck in, i grab whats looks like a chocolate fish.... nice im thinking.......NO, liek everything away, nothing is what it seam's, i take a bit and my mouth shrivels up inside its self, " what the hell is this wrank fish man?" the reply " ahhhh it is a salty fish, you no like ehhh?" SALTY FISH! what kind of sweet is a SALTY fish, as we try though a mixture of wrank salt biased sweets i find that all sweets in Sweden are crap.

Went to a party with the Guys one night, made our own buckets

1x 1/2 lt bottle of whisky
2x M-150 Energy drink thats like speed !!!
1 x coke
1 bucket of the non-holely sort
some ice

the out come = TWATED

went to the party and kayos struck, me hanging from the roof from the salty Swed, people falling, we where politely asked to leave (yeah asked to leave a party in Thailand......how crap)
so we drank all night, while i try ed to get as many people together for a fishing trip, after drinking though the night we all pile in to the back of the pick up (still drinking im ashamed to say :) where i proceed to pass out.

everyone but me go's fishing, i on the other hand wake up in the blazzing heat in the back of a pick up truck???!!!!! dazed and confused i stumble in the bar order a beer and ask what the hells going on, im meant to be on a boat,

i get told they took me on a visa run to Cambodia but the motorbike people have my passport and i came back to get it, no have to go back to Cambodia.........

all this was a Little to much to take in..... i try and work out whats going on, then give up drink, sleep!!!!!!

was ment to meet robin on the 17th in bangkok, text to see if he will meet me here, but then his phone got cut off, with no news i head to bangkok, while he heads to ko chang! over email it takes about 3-4 days in witch there is memory of a 3 day drinking binge ?but i grab a lift back to Ko Chang with the owner of our huts. lucky.

BUT, as i said nothing is easy, i arranged over email to meet him, but i missed my ferry! so being the resourceful little b***** i am, called the bar, sent some one to meet him,

bah the thai bar lady motor's up to him waiting " Are you robin, Jason's mate? you can call him on this number" and hand him a ringing phone,.....

when he gets though his first words where i believe " how f***ing strange is that......."

pretty funny, but problem sorted.

party hard that night, lose my hat, drive home (i know mum very silly arnt i) and pass out

morning comes with a banging door BANG BANG BANG, then it opens to the sight of me sleeping stark b****** naked with Stevo, the Ozzy dude i meet in bangkok! surprised don't really sum it up! lol

do some fishing another party then head off for Cambodia.....ABOUT BLOODY TIME TO.