Arrived in Bangkok at around 22.00 local time and headed straight for the shuttle bus which would take me to Khao San Road which is the main Backpacker area of Bangkok. Had to wait almost an hour for the bus which wasn't that much of a problem as I got talking to a German couple which made time pass more quickly! On the bus I got chatting with Helio from Portugal and Annemiek who was from Holland. Ended up going to the same guest house of those two as it was getting late and I really didn't know the area. We were on the 6th floor and fortunately for us guys with very big packs who had been traveling for the past few hours it didn't have a lift-GREAT!! We all went out for drinks to some local bar where I had my first taste of the Thai food...it was very nice and so light on the stomach. Also here I got accustomed to the local "Chang" beer and to the local ladies who are just bloody pests....no wonder Dame and Big Arms love it here! This one girl would not leave me alone and so when I went to the toilet and took my bag with me she took offence and started saying things about me. After ten minutes of her giving us s*** Helio told her in a firm manor to get lost and leave us alone. A few more beers and still getting grief from the stupid cow and now a dodgy Australian guy Annemiek lost it with her and told her to go away. The Girl walked out and demanded Annemiek outside....s***...she did. Annemiek was a fighter so I was worried but more so about the police. The Aussie guy started with Helio also then an English guy started also. Bottles, tables and chairs were flying everywhere. After trying to stop all the carry on I saw the Aussie hit Annemiek which is when I lost it and went over and just launched him....sorry mum I know you'll go mad but it's over now and no-one hits a woman!! The worst then happened....the Police arrived and started shouting in Thai at us and whacking the bottles about with his truncheon! Lucky for us I had made an impression on the manageress and so she stuck up for us and so we got off with a small fine, well they called it that but it was really a bribe! With all this in mind and not wanting a stay in the Hilton I decided we should leave and not just the bar. The next morning we went and booked tickets straight out of Bangkok and shortly after had an omelet baguette for breakfast which is the best thing ever for breakfast-was so delicious. As we had had a pretty hectic first night in Bangkok we decided to pamper ourselves and went for a massage. The place where we decided to go was above the restaurant which seemed a bit dodgy but hey what the heck this is Thailand! Off we went where I was immediately grabbed by the ugliest fattest of the bunch-gutted there was some pretty hot women to choose from, but I couldn't say no your fricking horrible......could I? Well I didn't and so off we went to our little curtained off massage booth, she was telling me how she like English men.....and then "Naked you get noooooooooooow". I thought ok this is normal as this is what happened in India. Laying on my front she started with my legs and every so often would squeeze my bum and giggle! Then on my front she kept massaging the area around my balls every so often brushing over them. This silly fat cow didn't have a clue and so I told her NO!!!! She then moved on to my upper body and really worked the.........nipples.........then the earlobes. Then to make things even worse she offered me a hand job well in fact a "Wery gooooooooooood hand job". A couple of no's later she took my hand and put it on her breast with the statement "you touch me I touch you" at this point I'd had enough and so got up grabbed me stuff and walked out. Met Annemiek and Helio in the reception who were bigging them up by saying how good it was and how professional they were. Either these two liked that sort of goings on or they genuinely did have a good massage, either way I wasn't impressed and for the first time ever I felt violated. To get over this we went around town and did some shopping and sampled some truly amazing food from the street vendors. Later on just to finish the day off being a lady we decided to go to the hairdressers, I got a cut, a colour and a great yes GREAT head massage for less than a fiver! However the hairdresser was coming on to me but not in a sleazy way but was a little more forward than was required! Caught the bus at 18.00 and managed to get two seats all to myself and so fell straight asleep until midnight when we stopped for food and drink! 12.30-02.00 was spent singing songs with the Israeli's guys who had brought an acoustic guitar and a tambourine.