Hello Miffy

Sorry not been in touch for a while, just been catching up on your journals and checking out your snaps

Love the tequila hats but was a little scared by the red eyed Micheal Jackson pose!! ha ha

Glad to see you are still having fun, take care

Lisxx

There's two cannibals. They haven't had anything to eat for six months. They come across a dead missonary and start rubbing their hands. One of them says to the other, "You start at the head and i'll start at the feet." Ten minutes later he turns round to his mate and says, "You enjoying yourself?" He says, "Yeah, i'm having a ball!"

I'm here all week! Centrifugal Force!

How we doing Muffy!!! Your willi is champion cock!! (private joke) Sorry it's been so long since I was last in contact, just been catching up on your antic's. Sorry to hear about your foot it looked terrible glad to hear your well again, thats until next time. Please take more care of yourself Muffy, I worry about you!! Well this old journal has had me gripped for the last few hours I love hearing what your up to it's amazing you get time to keep us informed with everything else your up to!! I see film sets....lights... camera action!! it could be the next new blockbuster!!! Really Muffy I am so proud of everything you have achieved on your travels so far, no doubt there will be many more before the end!! Not much to report from me same old s***e different day!!! You take care mate i wait in bated breath for the next installment!!!......love Jwilli xxxx

Dude, How come you're wearing that woolly hat all the time if the weather's so "emasculate"?

Keep up the good work son.

Miffy you really are the (non) walking wounded!

I would say look after yourself but you are clearly incapable of doing that properly!

As we say here though you'll be reet!

Take it easy mate - or not.

Just a quick message....

Walk on, walk on
with hope in your heart
and you'll never walk alone.......
You'll never walk alone!

Good match but I'm sure you'll disagree.

Jules x x x

way to go there buddy cant believe you had another stint in the hospital.....actually i can believe it,just try not to do yourself any really serious damage! unfortunatley i cant send those pics as we didnt take take any pics on our camera and all other people in the world who took pics have had them developed,given us copies then deleted them from the memory card so i have nothing to download my friend,i would send some in the post but im afraid you may open the envelope in a hurry to see what is inside, giving yourself the worst paper cut in history resulting in another hospital visit and more drugs which would mean less diving and more importantly less tiger/lady time. I just couldnt bear the weight of that responsibility on my young shoulders!!!
Nina and the boy Joshua are keeping well and send their love, little one has 6 teeth now and 2'6" tall,he says mumma. dadda and nanna now but hasnt really grasped it yet as im often "nanna" or "mumma" and sometimes even "dadda" but he so wants to be a big boy and is making sound progress. before we know it he will be sitting on your lap listening to tales of woe and happiness from far away places in awe of the legend of miffy!
all the boys are well but i dont get much time for playing these days so no stories of drunken madness in sunny yarmouth im afraid!
Keep well and keep safe, keep living the dream love from us xxx

hi miff this is a miracle i'm on this computer all by myself. glad to hear your foot on the mend and your back to diving. ben and dani came this weekend which was great went for ameal with the gran parents and sunday they took me to oulton broad. went to see most of family and all are ok. but mon lewis had another asthma attack ,but is on the mend. great to read and see all your pictures about your journey which i will do more often now, i'm away on this computer. lovely to hear your voice when i phone love you loads . mumma simmons your always in my thoughts.

Hi Miffy,

Sorry to hear about the foot but great to know you're now back on the road to recovery (and the pub).
I'm enjoying the updates sounds like your having a great time.
Have a tiger for me.

The Abbott

Mr Wooood - when I get back I'll be down the local thai boxing ring with you, don't worry. Swedish Daniel - Good to hear from you buddy, and I wish I could stop hurting myself too! Getting annoying now.... Nice to hear that you are keeping active back in your home lands. The hat is working out just fine my man just fine. Take it easy. Clive - hope you got some zzzzz in while nina was away. Where are these christening photo's?? Not sure what you are on about - I'm a shy boy! Laura - kanchanaburi was a fantastic place I must admit. How was the atmosphere in Italy then after winning the world cup? Oh and concratulation again x Emma - you can add blood poisoning to that list now too. I like beer and it will never leave you either, beers for life. I don't blame the lad, football is on, nothing else matters! Good to hear from you. Sally - just emailed you today so I won't bore you again with another message. Ryan + Cameron - Hope you are both having a good summer holiday and you are having fun. How is Lewis? Keep up the football. Paul - It's certainly an experience and you are right, very humbling. Miffy x x x

Aye, aye young Miff, i see you've been in the wars again. Things don't change no matter what side of the world your on! Glad to see your on the mend. I'm good. Just completed my second week of work. I can't be doing too bad as they haven't sacked me yet! Been making testosterone tablets this week. Don't worry i've kept you a few back so you won't ever get mistaken for a gay man in toilets again!! Danni's keeping well and we're going to head back to see mum next weekend which will be nice.
Speak soon, keep out of hospital,

Ben

Your last posting was pretty humbling.

But we are glad to see your still having a great time.

Sharron, Paul, Toby and Aimee xx