OK its big and its gold - it was hot today and I was not in the mood for a 7AM start by Hitlers Thai Marshall sheparding me around the grand Palace. That said it was really good, got lots of pictures not sure what of but there is lots of gold and I am sure whenn I read back the brochure I'll appreciate itmore but the best thing is the little Green Budha aka Master Yoda gets his clothes changed according to the season (Summer, Wet and Winter) yes its like dress me...

OK tip if you are travelling from Phuket - arrive early the queues to get into the airport are to get into the airport building itself not for the toliets as the security checks everyone and every bag on the way into the airport through the doors themselves. Flew internal flights to Bangkok great flight, picked up by our guide to our hotel lots of information and arrive at the Hilton where for 43 quid we have a luxury suite and exec lounge its gorgeous, the hotel...

Our last day in the Phuket region, early start to get to the port and it was chaos. We hop on our boat to Phi Phi Island meeting loads of great people from all over, its 1 and 1/2 hours to the island but well worth the heat. The waters are clear from at least 5 meters depth, the fish and corals gorgeous and the island is just idilic - I have found my desert island (without the mounds of tourists). So we swim, sunbath (Ian is in the shade and still reserving his e...

Ok I have seen it all now...Spanish Elvis (hilarous) and Thai Rolling Stones - brilliant entertainment over dinner in Patpong and then into the wild for our trip to Bangla the street of bars, lady boys, lady lady's with more poles for dancing around as scanterly clad as you have ever seen - it was brilliant I didn't know what tit or arse to look at when, so Ian was in his element! The lady boys were pretty - scary but impressive oh to have legs like that - Ian's...

Today is our trip around Phuket and its been brillant, a bit more cultural than we normally do but our guide was fab! We had an early start (sorry chick another early start) went to sunset view point (has a more impressive Thai name but dipstick here cna't remember it for toffee), that was nice saw an offering to Budha with pineapples, elephants etc sounds cheesy but really cool. Off to Shell musuem which isn't our kind of thing but it was air conditioned so we...