Sat 12th Jan - Got the bus at 0815hrs and arrived in Phnom Penh at 1230hrs, and booked ourselves into a guesthouse on the lake called the lazy fish.Now whoever constructed this oversized garden shed must have been a Lazy fish or totally stoned out his nut as he left gaping holes in the walls and floor, for mosquito's to get thru.We dumped our bags and went for a walk around the area.We had booked our tuk tuk drived to come back for us at 2pm , so we bought som...

Sat 5th January - Took bus to Cambodia 8am and we all rested our weary booze ridden bodies along the way. Baldy was panicking that she might get stopped at customs with her cheesey feet, as she was certain it was illegal to import dairy products from country to country. I assured Baldrick that if she moved fast enough she would be able to leave a lingering smell with the person behind her and they would get the flack for it and we would be back on the bus in ...