We arrived in Heathrow after a torturous 2 hrs flight from Aberdeen. We were in the hold over LHR for 40mins and soon realised we had a tourettes sufferer on-board. For you's who understand,I believe there was no gay man nor a dog's t*** involved. As we were waiting for our luggage we encountered a couple of amazing jakkies who looked like they had never been out of Aberdeen before and felt the need to touch every piece of baggage on the reclaim belt, the...