Mick here mate. How are you going in the U.S ? From what Brenton and other people have told me you are having an unbelievable time!!!!
Have a drink or two or three or fifty for me...lol
Brenton looks like someone is using Lukes webpage just to try and put you down. We all love you mate!!!!!!
I know for a fact that their are a few very nice!! females chasing you at the moment. This stuff that has been wrote is bulls***!
Everyone knows that!!!!
I have tried to message you Luke but I am having problems sending. Are you sure Brenton gave me the right number?
The site is sick!!!!!
Chow
Mick
Deano
Sorry to hear bout your car Brenton, include me in the stake-out. I'll hold em u just go nuts!
Lucus McCahill, you absolute animal, ANIMAL! Got the night off from the Spinwa so im going bowling with jac and laura most probably a movie afterwards! You seen any flicks while you have been over there? It just wouldn't be the same! Would it? Nah, seriously would it! Remember that time we had that bb gun battle in the cinema after the movie and i shot you in the tooth when you were way up the back and i was standing near the entry (the good times)
Man, just a word of warning dont go jumping any mangy rivers off a half fallin down bridge! "Kyle, its not a river, its a creek and i can practically spit across it." CRASH! "Ok, better make it 75, I'm driving." Man that is somewhat a funny movie!
Take care, but not too much care (coz then it wouldn't be fun)
Love, the guy who always has got your back, Dean Bean!
Brenton
Hay Luke
How you going?
i know who posted that last piece of rubbish under my name. it was me
Talk to you soon
Signed the REAL Brenton
Simo
Yep, the REAL Brenton, cos we accept NO imitations!
Hey you zany little man, I didn't have time to look at all your photos, but the half I did see are quality with a capital QUAL, except for the ones of you in a dress.... back to therapy for all of us now, lol!! Good to see theres barely a photo of you without a beer in your hand/mouth, like I said, you wouldn't get much on the black market for your kidneys!
What do they feed the ladies over there? PHWAOR! I'm definately gunna become a camp thingamy guy too!
I tried calling you a few times today dude, maybe tomorrow will be my lucky day!
Take care mate, and All the best!!!!!!!!!!!
Simo
Brenton
Hay Luke
How you going?
Dont know who posted that last piece of rubbish under my name. But you kkkkkknnnnnnnoooooowwwwwww!!! it was not me.
Talk to you soon
Signed the REAL Brenton
Simo
Forgot to mention that while everyone else has successfully forgotten you at work (shock treatment & lots of alcohol works wonders!) there are a few that have asked me how you are. Dawnsky, Katherine, Wendy, Val, Margaret, and Merrick... maybe not merrick hehehehe, have all enquired about you.
I said you'd just been released on good behaviour, have kicked the habit, apologised to all those tourists for your nakedness in their photos, promise to repay that loanshark quickly so you don't have to end up selling your kidneys on the black market (even though I don't think you'd get much for them you Beer Monster!), have sworn to return all the garden gnomes to the old folks home, and are currently occupied by cleaning off that bunch of 4 letter F words you spray-painted onto the Statue of Liberty.
Did I miss anything???
Maybe a new update will help me stay on top of the facts!
Love Simo
Simo
Did your car get done over AGAIN B-Man??? Chronic!!!!! Lets stake out your car one night and let the good times roll when we catch whoever is doing it!!!!!!! Glad you've also finally found a nice guy B, hehehe!
Luke M'lad, I'll try and give you a call tomorrow morning, which will probably be wednesday night for you. Make sure the lines are clear, and if they aren't, make sure you've set up your voice mailbox schmuck!
Yeah, uh, love always also, ................................
Simo
hehehehehehahahahahahaSNORT!
Brenton
hay hay buddy
hows things going i heard you are into fat chicks LOL
yeah as you know my car got broken into on the weekend i was pissed off when i came back to the car and found it was broken into i dont think i'll find who did it but when i do i'll bend them over and f*** their asses. i'll tell you something i meet this guy out on the weekend and he was good looking we got talking and had a drink with eachother and stuff.
well hope to hear from you soo
take care
love brenton....
Deano
Deano
Dude, silverwater called and asked me whether I have seen you. Well they are going ape s*** back here. You told me you were freed. U little b****!
Later Bean Boy
Beano
Hey fat chick tackler, anything new. Dude not to sure whether you should prey on any fat chicks without the big man! I dont have your back so proceed with caution. Anyway its a lovely (hang on who says 'lovely) dont worry dude i haven't changed, i mean a delightful 24 degrees here in your home town. Whats it like there?
So you should be getting paid your $$$$$$ tomorrow right? Dont tell me what you are going to spend it on via your next journal coz Virginia will no doubt be reading but dude no shame if i was there with you i would be spending it on the same stuff! We are thinking of the same stuff right. Hang on i no you are thinking of something illegal or rude. Its rude isnt it! lol.
Well Joelo bought himself an Audi A4 Quattro its a 2.6L v6 awd 97' very nice car (navy blue) Oi, WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
He is on his way back from Melbourne today with Joshy Armour driving back an Alfa romaeo he bought Sereena its Burgendy 01'. Nah dude, seriously where were you born?
So that keeps you up to date with the life of bundy bear DK, "Come over here and let the big bear get his paws on ya"!
Before i go, remember when we were sittin around your place end of last year. We had just finished wathin "Wedding Crashers" and you were pretty DAM EXCITED, (dont deny it you were) to crash a wedding that night. So you went to look for the paper to c if there was any weddings on. The big guy didn't have his usual spark that night and b****ed out, but dude when you do get back i wouldn't think twice to head out and get up to our usual mischief
Love always, i said always, nah seriously always (where were you born?) always Dean Bean Kidd
Simo
Hey Hey.
Howsit going champ? Can't wait to get the next installment of photos and updates! Where are you going first? How are you getting there? Hows the weather? Tell me everything!!!!
Well, Circus Avalon performed at the Wallsend Winter Fair on sunday and it was a bit of fun, but I was stuffed by the end of the day, which is funny because as the Ringmaster I didn't do any of MY skill work as a proper act, I was introducing everyone else's acts! I didn't have a script, so I made everything up as I went along from 8.30am-5.30pm...... it's hard work being a Circus God!
John who runs the Circus was telling me he wants to do an indooor show in Honeysuckle (between Hunter St and the Crowne Plaza) which I'm very keen for, as inside we have control over so many factors than an outside show. I'm starting up trapeze training in the next few months, so that's the schweetest thing going on at the moment!
Anyways mate, I'm off! Have a blast on your road trip, but just remember, if you get into any situations that offer you the chance to do really stupid stuff, just ask yourself, "Would Simo advise against this?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take care bro,
Simo xo