Simo Hey mate! Welcome back to the best country in the world! Good to see you are just as crazy, just as short, just as ugly, and as much of a smart-alec as when you left! Huzzah! Remember, we drive on the left side of the road, we don't "bang" corners, or "bounce" when we've gotta go, and your accent is no longer a novelty mate! Probably see you this afternoon mate. Take it easy!

Guy with a f***ed up smile hey mate hows things great talking to you the other night well have a party and make it a HUGE one i'll get together a male striper that will do the whole lot for my pleasure only well take care Brenton

Brenton Hay Mate Great to talk to you today. Sounds like you are having a great time. Everyone back home says a BIG HI!!! Take care and take it easy bro. See you soon!!! Cheers Brenton

General Luke A. Cahill Hey hey there granmar and granpop. Great to hear from you again. Good to see you are still looking at my crazy up dates... I have the best storry to tell about the cop car when i get home. Just in short i got to go for a ride alone with a police officer on patrol for the day. It was the most incredible experience ever. I even had to wear a bullet proof vest all day. We went to domestics, i was in a high speed chase on the free way with a stollen car and the officer i was with even had to pull her gun on the guy. The K-9 dogs were called out and everything. We had to cover a missing person case. And even got trained at there police gun range on how to shoot a shot gun. I got to shot and everthing. Best day ever. But ill deffinitely tell you in full about how good that day was when i get home. Look forward to seeing you all when i get home. Id say it will be around the 10th hopefully. Just trying to get my flights changed now. Take care and ill see you soon granny and pops. Love luke

Granma & Granpop Hi Pooks. You just had to go one better with the cop car than when we were all over there. See you when you get home. Missing you Mate. Lone Granny & Pops

Deano Dude, i just wanna say i loved the best line from our much watched blockbuster, "The Rock" funny b******. Lata! regards bean

Deano

LUKE look out home land of Oz CAHILL hey hey there all you party animals back home. So i have heard the slightest little roamer floating around out there that a big someone is planning ofr his return trip back down under. Well im affriad to say its TRUE !!!!!. (Loud noise, bright lights and cround clapping). Thats right after i mighty little over 4 months this bad boy is returning to once again run havic on our fine home town of brandy hill/seaham and of course that little thing we like to call boating. Calm down creature, bosh and bean boy i can already see the tube king title flashing in your eyes. But seriously boys we all know that i have always had it and will again clam title this year. So im just hoping that you unattractive ladies have been keeping up with your end of the partying. Creature i know you have been sucking back some extra dry, i can smell it from here. Of course that qustion doesn't stand for the beverage loving 4, DRAINO, NATH, CHIPS and� c*** IE because i know they know hows it done. As for you Dom Pig Dog Osborne, ill be seeing you at the home coming party and of couse at our old friend the spin dogs. Actually guess who im staying with now. You member Kaitlyn the american girl who came over in year 12 with ash and amber. Thats right baby. Chado im hopeing that you have your board warmed up for a summer of boarding and rum polishing. By theway i hope you got my messages mate. A huge happy birthday from here in the land of the yanks. I hope you had a great night on the weekend man. Wish i could have been there. I heard great things about it. And as for you Simo Ramsies Tarrent, you better make sure you are ready for a summer on the river and a few beverages with your oldboy RED apon my return. So im thinking that it will be about the 10th or just around there at i make an appearence back home. Of course mum and dad ill be ringing you to have a chat about all my plans today when i get the sorted im hoping. There will be a final posting of this fine date when i know for sure. But rest easy i will be returning livley as ever and we will be coming together as one for one huge night of partying apon my return. Come one come all i feel is the theme. Im sure simo, deano, and the bosh man are wrking around the clock for this event..lol. This better be just as big and adventurous as a famous going away party which im sure we all remember so well. WHAT A NIGHT. Well anyway guys i hope you are all doing great. Cant wait to see you all including of course all my family. Mum and Dad, Brenton im hoping...lol, kaitlyn ben and nicola. Ill deffinitely be in touch with my plans mum today im hoping. Take care everyone and lets start this summer of with a bang and rounding up the boys and girls for this bash. WE ARE MOVING TO THE LAKE. Love you all This is Luke Cahill from Alkatraza OUT !!!!!

Simo Circus folk love playing silly billies................... ;+)

Bean kidd That was meant to be 'Mungo' trip! Sorry....

DEANO Hey guys, Lucus Mc Cahill is going to confirm his date of arrival home! Therefore, yes you all know it, PARTY! Bosh, i heard that you are willing to host the big 1! Lets just make it bring your own meat (seafood kebabs hey boshman lol) Do we want a keg of carlton draught? I will if that is the general consensus. Let the rum flow my friends and Simon the rum hasn't gone thats just silly! ill talk with josh and work something out! Nick dont go gettin attractive, cahill and i wouldn't know what we would do. Also, a Mugo trip hopefully is the go ahead next week for a night or so

Simo Hey Mate! Hows everything going? We got your text! Sooooo, the lad is coming home! Sorry to say that Australia is in the middle of a rum drought (nar, not really sorry to say that as rum is a truly disgusting drink!) because Chad and Bosh drank it all on saturday night, so you will have to make do with Bourbon, an immensely more tolerable draught. We've just had the long weekend to begin the uni holidays here mate, and none too soon! I've been taking it easy, even spent an awesome day up at the vineyards with Az and Ali yesterday,(you may remember another slightly slurred voicemail message left for you)! I took my Norwegian lads to trapeze training tonight. They did rather well for their first time, especially on the unicycle, which I know I'll never master so I just leave it to those who want broken arms, cos I've already had 2! I did some fun new tricks tonight, but am already paying for them now, and know I'm going to be reeeeeeeeeeeeally sore in the morning! Dean the bean spent some time at the Tarrant Ranch today, raided the cupboard, hated watching Napoleon Dynamite, so I made him watch Cirque du Soleil instead. He loved it! Anyways, I've got to rub some metzal on my shoulder now! Take it easy mate, can't wait to see you, even though I'm sure the novelty will only last for a few minutes, then you will be kindly asked to re-board the plane! Love Simo

Mum Hi Luke, Good to catch up with you yesterday. Well I guess you should be on your way to San Diego by now. Great to read your New York, Miami and Orlando journals and to see your latest instalment of photos. I'm sure everyone will enjoy your up dates. Well make sure you look after your self and take care.Speak to you soon. Love Mum XXX OOO

Simo Hahaha, How long did it take you to think up such a deep and meaningful message like that mate?!?! What are you up to travel-wise? Well, better head off and finish these 3 assignments I have to hand in tomorrow! Have some fun for me while you're at it! Hope to talk to you soon! Love Simo

LUKE Hey hey guys