Hey Mate!
Awesome quick update, and even better chatting to you yesterday! Then again, your adventures are far too impressive and awe-inspiring so it's probably a good thing you're spacing them out..... just kidding! Show us some Shaq photos! That dude is taller than Beano, did he pick you up with one hand? I hear Shaq was born at the Mater too, so that is one more for the tally of those of us who are clearly born smarter!
Rehearsals were called off yesterday as it was the director's 21st b'day, so we went to her house for a bbq, and were very happy that her Dad distills his own spirits, mainly vodka, so we were quite merry by the end of the day. The afterparty for General's is at Alex's house again, and her dad has promised he'll have replenished the stocks by then! Can I get a whoot whoot? I definately hit the beverages this weekend, and I really can't remember the content of the aformentioned slurred message! Tell you what, these Norwegians can drink! Oi Dean, Du er veldig snakkis min venn! Top Story though dude!
Anyways, I'm off! Take care mate, keep up the good work. Do you ever have a bad day???????????????????????????
Love Simo
Luke (Aka Attractive)
Hey Hey there all you beautiful people back home..lol. So i have finally gained access to free internet again so this is just a quick update on my where abouts and latest shananiganse that have been taking place over in the land of the Yanks. Though firstly to all you boys back home that have been trying to get in contect with me,Creature, Deano the beano, Simo, bosh man, chadum and of course brentonkeep up the good times with the messages and loving the partying that sounded like was going on in the back ground. I know im not there but you guys can still go out and talk to girls if you like. Bosho you better be keeping up the good times. So i can see simo has hit the beverages again from the very slurd message i received...lol. Go you good thing. Bosho you better get over here mate for a visit man, we should fly back home together if you come bro. Try and drag the other bums over here to including my brother..lol. Creature looking forward to seeing you for a bit a snow boarding adventure in Canada. Deano could even come i heard that have some great food in the cafe in Whistler my friend..lol. Well in currently in Orlando at the moment just spent incredible days lying on the beach in miami. Loving the babes down there. Spainish central mmmmmmmmmmm. We even went and watch Puff Daddy at a live miami beach party to kick of the super ball session. That was crazy. It was like bad boys all over again. Now wait for this one, you know the basketball player Shaklle Oneal (Shack) i think they call him, i sat down and he shouted me a few beers with him in a miami beach club. Got a few pics to. It was Awsome,The man is massive i even thought about doing my fat chick tackle on him just for you boys back home,im telling you there is nothing this Assuie voice cant do over here..lol. So Guys keep the calls coming we are deffinitely going to catch each other for a chat soon, i just know it. Ill get around to posting a few more pics and journal entries as well. I hope all is going sweet at the junction to boys. I want that place ready for me when i return..lol. Ok well have to "bounce" as all these yanks say..lol. Talk to you all soon, i love here about what everyone is upto back home. Take care and stay attractive for some it may prove a little hard. Cheers for all who have posted messages to guys. Loving you all
I'm Luke "having a killer international trip" Cahill, live from Orlando, take care and good night.
Peace.
Bosho & Simo
Hello you ugly ugly little red kid!
The Bosh has just dropped into El Tarrant Ranch so we thought we'd get on here and leave some abuse.
Bosho says answer your beep'en phone. Simo says well, he's not answering, but at least he's set up his beep'en voice mailbox! It's only taken 3 months! Go you good thing!
The Bosh has been looking at plane tickets in preparation of a possible expedition to the U.S of A. He wants to know if you're going to make it worth his while, cos, y'know, you are pretty ugly and he wouldn't want to be seen in public with you overseas!
The esteemed lad also wanted to know where his b'day present is? Did you remember to put the stamp on it? Bosho bought something on ebay which was located in America, and it took 3 months to get here, even though that was by ship! What's your excuse? HehehehahahahahaheheheSNORT!
Ah well, must be off. Keep up the good work, and stay out of trouble as we're not there to bail your ugly little self out!
Love ya work,
Bosho & Simo
Oi, Deano, Hvordan har du det! Stemmer det snakker du norsk!
Simo
Oh, forgot to mention, Spring/Summmer pals.................WEIRD! Also, there'll only be tomato and crackers if you bring an industrial strength vacuum to clean up your feaken mess once you've finished eating! Ye gods man, are you the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street?
Also, forgot to mention that I finally managed some trapeze tricks at training today. It's only taken 3 weeks!!!!!!! Huzzah!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally, TOP STORY!!!!!!!!!!
Simo
Ahhh Dean, so tall, so little blood making it to your head allowing the brain to function properly! You were right this arvo, I am going to get you back for all this, *insert evil laugh* Mwa har har har! No really dude, T.S, and I know that you know that that stands for TOP STORY!!!!!!!!
My communist tutor got really nasty today, so I wrote 4 4 4 over everything whenever she came near my group! Now I just need the verbal insults worked out! By the way, I hate to tell you man, especially since you claim she's hitting on you, but I've seen your EDUC1004 tutor, and she isn't a she! Where were you born? Clearly not at the Mater, (seeing as you couldn't spell it properly), because everyone knows that we're a special pedigree born smarter there, and by the way, thats MR. Hairy Gorilla Chest to you! One of the iconic dudes of old-school cinema once said "To hell with the hair on your head, it's the hair on your chest that counts", so keep on truckin lil fella, maybe one day you'll have more that 7 blonde hairs there, Booyeah!
Chops, my show is on at the uni and is called "The General's Tea Party". There's a preview on Tues 19th, and then opening night Wed 20th and it runs until Sat 23rd. It's an awesome comedy, so I recommend it to all..... well, maybe everyone. Could someone who was born at the Mater please come along and explain the whole show to Deeeeeeeeaaaano because we're ALL born SMARTER at the MATER!!! A photographer took a photo of myself and a few of the other castmembers today, so I think that'll be in the Herald (or telegraph) in the next few days. Yes Dean, I promise I'll sign your copy for you.....calm down, seriously, TOP STORY!!! I'm having a lot of fun rehearsing for the show, especially since I get to hang out with my 2 awesome Norwegian mates who are teaching me the language. So Deano... Dessverre snakker jeg bare litt tous'entakk! Booyeah!
So, seeing as it's his site, I better leave Lil Red a message. SET UP YOUR VOICE MAILBOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Other than that, keep up the good work! I think I got onto your phone today, but then it cut out, or you hung up on me you schmuck! I might try again on thursday!
Back to you in the studio
Love Simo
Oi, Dean, TOP STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Creature (Apparently)
dude, wot up.
im at work so i better make this quick.
good to see ur having an awsome time man, didnt think u could without us there, but then u r very ugly. cant wait for u to get ur ass back here man theres some boating to be done and some trips up the lake to be had.
snow trips were awsome man, except the snow itself could have been a lot better as markus was saying. Cant say ive got the backflip happening yet but im goin alrite. absolutely axed my shoulder on a jump at perisher but started to get some spins happening at hotham.
im still drivin around at the moment man, havent let those b******s take my license yet, thanks for your concern. goin to court again in october to try an keep it.
anyway dude, gota go. enjoy the rest of ur trip and i see ya when ya get back. stay ugly.
later
nick
Bean
Dude how was the yankaas? Start any riots? you no we would of if i was sitting in the seat next to ya! lol. How are the fatties man? Eatin their fat hotdogs and scullen beer (not that there is anything wrong with scullen beer)
Was talkin to THE Nicholas Laverick today and gave him the address for 4 star site so expect some rather disgusting remarks soon! We plan to start volleyball down at newcastle or nobby's on tuesday arvos. It will be sweet when daylight savings kicks in but thats not till the end of October 22nd i think! Oi, Where were you born. Nick where were you born. Marta , DISGUSTING!!! And SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMO keep those silly marta jokes off the message board please
And SIMO my 1004 tutor loves me. She tries and hits on me every week! Sucks to be you!
Carlton please try and get to bed early one of these nights! You cant stay up every night in this rich dudes apartment viewing adult only material on foxtel. The guy wont be happy if he comes home and your future generations are spread all over his apartment lol.
Man i no you love to hear from me. I'm just feelin in an hour until my tut at 1pm. That finishes at 3pm, then ive gotta go to my next tut from 3 till 5pm. Then im going home and everyone is coming over for laura's birthday! WHERE WERE YOU BORN! SERIOUSLY
Gonna get the guy up and about and plan some s*** coz we all love this warmer weather except SIMO coz his hairy Gorilla chest SWEATS something chronic! I always think he just got out of the river when i see him! Oi, Simo ill be over soon for some tomato on crackers lol. We can be Spring/Summer pals.
And for you my friend Lucas Cahill Riverview Ridge has never been a safer place since you have been gone! GET HOME QUICK! Theres boats down at the river for the past week or so. It doesn't have the same spirit without us down there!
Until next time ill leave you with the words CHOMUMMA CHOMUMMA
P.S my vocabulary has changed man from the good old days. I want the old one back. We were pumping out some SICK, OI SICK, NAH SICK words last summer!
So pretty much the over all message is GET THE f*** HOME BIATCH!
Deano
Chops
Hey Dude,
Sounds like you're having one hell of a time over there!!
Far more exciting than anything happening back over here in the land down under.
Had my 21st a couple of weeks back, wish you were back here to catch up over some serious beers. Every day over there sounds just like a 21st anyway lol.
Well you certainly didn't miss out as far as the snow trips go man, both Perisher and Hotham were pathetic as far as snow quality goes. I noticed at camp you had the pushy running wild in one of your pics, would have been just as successful on that back here at Perisher man lol. Should see my board now, it's thrashed big time.
Although the snow itself was terrible the trip was still sweet heading off with the boys, wish you were there mate.
Simo - Where and when for the opening show man??
Things back home are all pretty routine as the boys were saying, the usual stuff, work, uni, beer, you know how it is.
Looking forward to the whole summer scene coming on quick, the last couple of weekends have been right up there, just about ready to hit the river, was going on on Sunday but it blew up pretty bad so gave it a miss. Doesn't feel right, only a couple of weeks ago was on the snow (or supposedly snow anyway lol, was kind of a slosh, ice and rock combo most of the time) and Saturday i was at the beach and it was warm as.
Look like your're doing well for yourself over there mate......... Keep it up lol!!! Haha not too sure what this challenge is that the boys are talking bout but i'm guessing it relates very heavily to my doing well for yourelf comment lol.
Anyway keep livin it up, all the best, look after yourself and talk to ya soon.
Later,
Chops.
Simo
Hey Mate.
Make sure you're making every American you meet pay tribute to Steve Irwin! Damn shame it is.
In other knews, Deeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaannnnnooo you ugly kidd, how crap is EDUC1004 & EDUC1006? My chinese tutor for 04hates me, so my cantonese mate is teaching my how to tell her in her own language that she has "greatly wronged me, and I will be seeking vengeance to maintain the honour of my family" (said out of sync with my mouth like in all badly dubbed films!). He also said that if I really wanted to give her the greatest insult EVER that i should write three 4's on a bit of paper and hand it to her. Apparently it is the ultimate and super duper number of bad luck, but i'm not ready to go that far..............yet!
Take it easy Lil Red Man!
Love Simo
Beanicus (Deano)
U no ive been slack with a lack of messages dude!
Im always on the site when i jump on the net and have a look sometimes i dont have enuf time to post one of my quality life stories but hey forgive the big guy. Okay, so jumping around the lobby to get cheapier accom, i like it. Still being crazy and im not with you.
Whatever you do man dont get hyped up enuf to wear a sign saying "I HATE NIGARS" in harlem lol. I dont gotcha back when im this far away. Man id love to see some pics of you tearing it up in the big city.
Dude, have you gone to a bar yet and ordered a schooy and just poured it over your head while trying to keep a straight face? Please do and report back to me what the guy behind the bar does.
I haven't seen much of the boys lately. Being trying to keep in contact with creature. Gonna start a pool comp between us at his place. I dagabar, you get it! Saw the other boys shortly when they came into the spinna for dinner 2 friday nights ago.
DUDE, MAJOR NEWS! Its the start of spring over here. That means 6 months of fun in this lovely hot weather. Im gonna have to stock up on bottles of malibu so greg takes me out on the willams to crazy ojn the skis and my beloved tube riding! Man i no you miss our shannigans on the river. Ive come out of my depression through the winter and now feel better than ever with the warmer months ahead.
Got to go man, ill be sure to post you more messages very soon. Remeber pics and get one with a beer poured over your head lol. do it!
Deano
Simo
Heya!
A truly awesome collection of photos there mate! I especially like the one with you and the statue of the cow, and also the performing arts centre. Top work! Why aren't there any photos of the massive college parties we've heard so much about? Ah, silly me, they're being held for use against you in court aren't they????? I can just imagine what you were like when you got the photos with the marine (is that Sergeant Lorenzo BOON spreadin' sum American Luv Brother!?!?!?!) and the cops...... Jeez, you and your obsession with men in uniform!
Whats been happening since you represented our fair country so well by hopping around like a kangaroo, Where are you now, what have you been doing, or are you still being detained pending further investigation??
Things here are still crazy. My show opens in 2 weeks, so theres rehearsals left, right'n'centre, aswell as the usual boring stuff like work and uni. Everyone's doing well and we miss you heaps, so keep us in the know!
Anyways dude, you would have been proud of my effort last night. I partied on with some uni friends and didn't get home til 5am this morning, so I'm off for some zzzz's. Look after yourself, and keep up the good work bro!
Love Simo
The Real Brenton
hey i dont need no ironing so you know what you can do with that
just remember i'll always be here
remember when your by yourself to watch your back you'll never know who's there
take care