SIMON GOES WALKABOUT Whilst I have had an absolute ball on the East Coast of Australia, I was itching to get into the outback and see the real Australia. As Lisa felt that she would be unable to function in the heat, I was on my own. My route took me overland from Cairns through the rainforest and bush into the desert, travelling mostly on dirt roads, and dodging the iconic road trains. Arriving in Alice Springs 3 1/2 days later, I then spent the next 4 days on a backpacker (read: cheap and basic) tour of Uluru (Ayers Rock) et al and returning to Alice. I then spent a few days heading north to the 'Top End', destination Darwin. Conscious that I should see the mother in law (who arrived the day before I left Cairns) I then flew back to Cairns. The big draw card for my trip was of course Uluru, but having fond memories of the travel in South America, where the journey was as good (if not better) than the destination, rather than flying, I went slowly overland, and am so glad that I did. I got to meet plenty of interesting folk and saw loads of great (and a few laughably bad) things along the way. The Northern Territory is one of the least populated areas on the entire planet. Consequently, the opportunities en route to rest ones head a few and far between. A bed ended up being a rare treat. Much of the tinme I slept in a swag (canvas sleeping bag) outside on the dirt. Thankfully, it was always warm, dry and the skies clear. Perfect opportunity for some amazing stargazing. The places stayed included outback pubs, cattle stations, and middle of nowhere campgrounds. So, the purpose of the visit - the big rock. We have all seen pictures of it, so know what it looks like. Nothing, however, can prepare you for the sight of the thing as it comes into view for the first time - or for that matter - the second, third, fourth of fifth time. This thing is the largest monolith in the world and it is huge! The fact that it stands alone, miles from anything other than desert scrub and termite mounds only adds to the effect. It is incredible. Spent a couple of days around Uluru. Saw two sunsets and sunrises over the rock which were all spectacular, although I am told they are even better during the Aussie winter (UK summer). Rather than doing the climb (sacred site to the Aboriginals who encourage visitors not to) I did the 7 mile walk around the base. It was pretty taxing in the 40 degree midday heat, but incredible nonetheless and well worth the effort. Whilst in the area, went walking through Kata Tjuta (The Olgas) and Kings Canyon. All good. Wont bore you with the details. Check out the snaps. S