DAY 22: DURBAN woke up to get the baz bus in the mornign which didnt arrive therefore kim inherited her mothers lawyers voice, got her strop on and sure enough the bus was there within 30 minutes after insisting they were an hour away (yes do not mess with kimberley, brim was acctualy scared!). we wtched borat and were hounded by a portugese bony man to take part in his "video" (think hes a wannabe borat!) opnly his video consisted of standing in fron...

Day 16: Jo'burg we arrivedlater than expected (virgin are REALLY crap)-the plane was delayed by over 2 hrs! we then went on a desperate mission for tracky b's due to obscene cold, to no avail :( we thought nike was worldwide!!!!!!!!! (kim says andy send me ur bloody trackys!!!!) got back to the hostel after eating some lush food and being harrassed by a man about the south african ways...danger danger...but come to mine for a bbq-errrrrr NO THANKS MATE! headed t...

DAY 8: CAIRO We woke up after sleeping for a very long time and decided on a trip to giza zoo! We were followed and hounded by hundreds of little small children and efyptian locals, as a result mr fat and smelly zoo keeper rescued us for a private tour of the zoo. This resulted in us having photos with lions, baby aligators, camelions, bears which we fed, hippos, peacocks, and an atempt with an albino anaconda!! clearly kim ran a mile hence no photo of her!! we ...

Day 4: ASWAN This morning was a 3am wake up call at which we were very unimpressed at but had to catch the police convoy to travel to abu simbel, yes another brekkie in a box situation! having not stopped for 3 hours we arrived at abu simbel and having waited for kim for about 30 minutes in the toilet we proceeded to the temples, however we literally walked down, saw the outside and took a couple of photos before brims stomach decided it was going to heave all ...

DAY 1:Cairo: we arrived at half past midnight to 29 degrees and arrived at hotel abut 2 hours later where we slept till 12 the next day and missed brekkie! we then went for a wander and crosssed the death trap roads nearly dying twice and being laughed at by locals! we found lunch for a pound each :D took a tour of the coptic area of cairo and visited the hanging church, greek orthadox church and the resting place of the holy family and had a great guide meeeti...