Quick run through of the first day...

Amazing 45minute 8am, run along Ocean Drive & Miami South Beach.

Weather finally turning lovely resulting in me slightly burning MY EYES BAGS. I'm such a freak.

Relaxing on the sun lounger telling Farah I'm in need of lunch & could do with an errand boy (watoooo Jeeves!) & along pops a waiter from the Savoy to take our order. BOSH.

Farah getting freaked out when the biggest Mojito you have ever seen in your human life gets planted in front of us. She refuses and asks for a smaller one and STILL gets plastered on one drink. Gotta love the girl.

Going to a club called Cameo with the Hostel people & realising I have never & will never like anything slightly organised like an 18-30's pub crawl. Quickly sobered up en route.

Amused to see limo's pulling up outside the club & Farah asking if it's someone famous when out falls a group of girls who look like they could be the lead in 'The only way is Essex', gripping onto their plastic cups of booze in a nice luminous orange colour (the girls not the cups).

The above takes me to another conferment about my likes & dislikes once in the club. Hip hop & RnB upstairs with girls in waaaay too small clothes for their size, butt bumping against any unfortunate soul who happens to walk by. Girls serving behind the bar with their baps literally about to spill into someones champagne (plus skirts that resemble a 3 year olds arm warmer) & then more girls (who look like they got their clothes from Walmart) gyrating around poles (and each other) on the main dance floor just to fight for some attention from the guys eyeballing them.

I'll be honest, there were moment when I thought I maaaay have been in Croydon or possibly Folkestone but as soon as someone spoke it was confirmed it was indeed the US of A.

Apart from that the music was infact amazing house music which had Farah dancing like a maniac. Literally. People were asking me if I was her carer! I kid, I kid…..or am I…… ;)

Alas it is nice to confirm my preferences & this night suitably did so….Off to SPACE in Miami tonight, Now this I can't wait for !! Todaaaloooo peeps, going for another run now & will update the blog land next week sometime. Adios Amigos!xx