Never drinking again. Woken up with the worst hangover of my life. It all started with a harmless drink on our first exploration of the city. First impressions? s*** hole. I saw three huge rats within an hour. And the locals are very 'stare-y'. We found refuge in our hotel bar, which is a cross between a benidorm karaoke bar and a London dubstep scene. Both with 4 people in it, and we were 2 of them. Onwards with the cocktails which took about 45 minutes to make...

After 13 hours of travelling, a stop over in the worst airport I've ever experienced, Hong Kong, we have arrived in Malaysia. The weather is thick and humid, not unlike Dubai which I'm used to. But Will is already moaning. There's a weird natural sweet smell in the air. It's all very tropical. Were currently in the taxi on the way to the hotel (is 30 ringgit acceptable?) Going back a few (many) hours to the plane journey, we began our long travels with Will deci...