Ladies and Gentlemen we have a special guest today................Garnett.....

just thought i'd stroll over from our beachside hut where the temperatures about 32 degrees( freezing ) and say hello to all folk back home. Were all now in phi phi where no one sleeps it seems. Im not a big scenery buff but the views here are incredible. Its not every day you get to kayak round to a deserted beach and feed a coconut to a monkey. I think were off on a boat trip round the island tommorow to snorkel with some reef sharks, so have a little thought for us during ur luncheon breaks tommorow.

Anyway lets get to the good bits. There has been rather lot of drink consumed over the last few nights in the form of samsun wiskey buckets. Me and danny ended up having a thai boxing match on friday and frankly it was not pretty, im sure the tape will come out soon( yes its all on film). Woody managed to wake up on his own with his head buried in the sand on the other side of the island at 6.30 in the morning (Andrea and Barry u would have been proud)Kenny wasn't much better but for legal reasons his activities shall remain confidential) Dan got so wasted that he got served a bucket of sea water and drunk the lot, sand an all!! Me and danny woke up in our bed with a girl and neither one of us knew who she was with. Speaking of females VIVE LE SWEDES. There are literally hundreds of buxom scandinavian beauties here as far as the eyes can see. Needless to say we have been asking for our eyes back on numerous occasions. Woodley has just brought it to my attention that across the road sitting in another internet cafe is richard butler( remember him) small world eh.

Alas we are back on the sauce again tonight and for doubtless more adventures. more tales will follow im sure although there have been a few pearlers that have to be left out. Danny has already spent one night in jail( and yes he was bricking it) and ive totaled a moped with no license(smart move i know, though the police here are quite akin to bribery ive noticed). right, everyone from thr island sends there love to everyone back home.

few quick messages from us all..... harriss good luck with the move in, happy belated birthday aimee, stockers, keep stackin them petit filous tucker, have u bankrupted the country yet!

laters from ow dan(jackanory) woody(now known as shearer because of his folic resemblence) and kenny( who let the drog out brapppppppppppp brappppppppp)