Day 8 and Im no where near shopped out. Loving this place. The Fantasea show was great until my dress strap broke and my boob popped out!! This s*** can only happen to me. We got to hold and feed a cub. SCORE!! The ride back to the resort was much more eventful. The bus was full of drunk aussies singing and one had a bad case of the runs! What we all smelt and thought was a fart wasnt and turned out one of the guys s*** himself! NICE....Never seen a bus clear so ...

Day 3 and Ive got to say this place is crazy! Our driver Sanjut is as mad as they come. But what should I expect from a man that wears a shirt with a picture of a glock on it and the words "When you positively have to shoot some c@%t in the face" Ive become fond of a spirit here called RED COCK....figures! My quriosity got the better of me and I succumbed to watching a PING PONG show. Suzy Wongs ass smacking fun...OMG!! Can I just say....Birds, turtles...

Greetings from Thailand... Well I survived the flight. Morgan was pretty good considering. I think I was a bit intoxicated to stress. Thai airways were fabulous, except maybe the food...f***ing mushrooms in everything!! All dinner meals had mushrooms, even the breakfast had mushrooms, couldnt believe it. I was beside myself. Made some friends from Switz & Russia on the flight from Bangkok to Phuket. Couldnt understand a word they said as they were muchos d...