Le Rozier, France
Episode 1: Weight
Several years ago, around 2010, I made one of my rare visits to the doctor in Rainham. After a few words he suggested that I get on the scales. To my horror I tipped the scales at 16st 5lb. Although I knew I was a little porky, since I resisted the idea of using the scales, I had no idea what that meant in terms of pounds and ounces.
Suitably horror struck I immediately cut out the extra bread and cheese sandwiches at 10am and switched to ...