Hi Emily

Good to see you are having a great time. Wish I was there with you - but wouldn't want to spoil your fun!!
Really nice to see your photos - keep them coming. See you soon.

Love Grandad

hi girls thanks for the photos its good to see you are not wasteing away it sounds like you are having an
amazing time taking in culture and exercise it sounds like there is some of me in you em ! miss you lots and
it is still unbelievable that you did not want me to come enjoy yellowstone and keep jo away from the moose lots of love to you both

oh.my.god i went on a horse today and actually enjoyed it, it was great fun although didn't get a picture to prove it. Anyway speak to you soon
xxxx

Ok, so we finally managed to get some photos on here at last! Well I did anyway, jo has been corresponding with her many lovers across the globe! Have been to mount rushmore and places today which was very cool, and are going gold mining and riding tomorrow, we are leaving here on sunday so we dont know the next time we will be able to get on here again. Anyway hope you are all ok, me and jo are getting fatter by the day, tell us about some interesting stuff thats happened at home, i hope you are all out getting drunk and disorderly, we want to hear all about it! Friends that is, not parents!!! Going to yellowstone next, luvs y'all bye bye xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Also miss you all loads and Annelies you get stranger every day but thats why we love you xxxxx

i feel i should write to let you know about the torture Emily put me threw yesterday we decided to go for a walk up a hill except this hill was more like a mountain and Emily being a mountain goat went straight to the top leaving me struggling at the bottom. I was stuck with a massive gash in my leg and she was stood at the top laughing her head off filming the whole thing!! Who needs friends!
Also to continue the story about the man threating to shot me with his finger, i must point out that he was also very drunk and crying his eyes out about his favourite football team winning a match. He also thought i was from Kansas so that tells you how drunk he was.

Hi girls, knew a little thing like a hurricane wouldn't stop you but the speed you're travelling I'm not sure America will be big enough for you, still you could always go round twice. It's been hot here too ( not quite 100F) me & Shep nearly got heat stroke chasing mum up the hills but extra cold Guiness revived me & Shep was just faking. Be nice to see some pics when you can. Love xx xx

sorry, have to post lots of separate msgs cos we only get 15 mins b4 it cuts out. me and jo are havin a bbq tonight, we are feeling very countrified, getting back to nature and all that, but it is very hot here so we sit inside with the air conditioning on and eat ice creams - a lot,they are having a heatwave and it was over 100F the other day. missing you all loads, hope you are all okay, puds you sound just as odd as ever, we have been telling people we meet about you and have some friends in the navy who would very much like to meet u! mum please do not drag dad and shep up mountains too much, i would actually like them to still be there when i get back! hey clairy and bargy - miss you my luvvers! sorry if we don't keep in contact much but it is because we can't as opposed to not wanting to, hey and you should all know its gonna take a lot more than america to bring me and jo down. am having the most fantastic time, love you all loads xxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey Hey! Don't worry we escaped the hurricane and are now safely in south dakota in the black hills in a caravan! any way we have finally managed to do something that we planned to do and are going to mt rushmore and everywhere like that tomorrow, and then on saturday i am getting jo on a horse and then we are going panning for gold on sunday. cos of the hurricane we didnt get to go to new orleans or memphis but are going on the way back, went to texas instead and stayed in the crowne plaza which was a very posh hotel and we were very smelly and it was gert mint 'mazin! since miami weve been to houston, dallas, oklahoma, rapid city and are now in the black hills and going to yellowstone on monday. we may actually get pics on here this time as we have found and internet cafe however i forgot the cable and can't be arsed to walk up the hill and get it! and oh. my. god. i have a proper suntan, its lush! have met some very wierd people, eg. the person who threatened to shoot jo if she didn't give him her money, i have to point out that he was trying to shoot her with his finger so we weren't too scared!

Oi,oi from Laadaan!
Hows it going over there - so happy you found booze! wasn't quite sure how you would manage without!
Hope you are both putting on your best Englsh voices and claming to be the decendents grandchildren of the love child of the Queen and Winston Churchill - they love all that!
Have fun girls and remember to get someone on video saying 'God Damn It' just for me!!! (do they really say that all the time - i leave it to you both to find out)
TTFN
KirstenXX

Hey again, sounds like your having a great time!! Can't wait to see some photos ;)
I hope you are bigging up the USA WCM stylee! I'm back in a week so I shall try party in your absence :( then when you get back i'll come road tripping to visit you both! Take care, we all miss you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx