Hello u two!!!!
I have to say u r both looking toatally gorgeous! seriously i dunno if its jus cos i havent seen ya both in a while but u look fab - u stunners! :) Sorry havent been in touch for so long been pretty busy but its all good! :) your photos are amzing! i particularly like the one of jo pondering at the met museum! classic! :) there was so many pictures of trees n buildings i couldnt stop laughing! :) so glad u are havin a fab time, really wished i was with ya when looking at the pics!!!!!! love ya both loads n missin ya heaps! take big care n ill be in touch soon. Lots of love keep having fun n keep the pics n stories coming! love ya both xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hay, sorry about the long time no message thing-having been told your web adress three times i have just found it, not that i don't kno how to use a computer of course! loved the pictures! did nearly go surfing the other day but the wavs were crap! glad you went horse riding tho- hope you remembered about the spring!!!!!!!!! p.s you may be reverting back to nature but your not cave men so why the 7 pigs worth of sausages on the bbq? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hey guys! looks like jo is getting in on as many photos as possible at the moment,you little poser! umm.... all this statue of liberty stuff is great and all but where are all the nice american gentlemen?? i want to see a young brad pitt!! not much has been happening in the crazy world of warminster i am still here bored brainless as always! clare was here last weekend and was really sad she couldnt see you guys but i think she is gonna visit again in september. well be good and remember what i said about the pictures! xxxxxxxx

Lovely to hear from you. Glad your fairy godmother is watching over you. Dont miss out on the good things, it may be a while til you get another chance. hope you can still get to see Yellowstone, (I did wonder how you could drive past it and miss it (Its not small). Al says you must go there because Yogi and Fred Flintstone live there (I think she thinks they're real - just humour her) And I want to see pictures of a real diamond Geyser. And a helicopter ride sounds fab (take pictures).(Dont worry about the bills - live a little, you dont need to eat at Uni) XX

hey both of you!i was just looking at the photos and mum (fairy godmother jo!) took over and wanted to leave a msg and wanted me to make sure u knew it was her,but think you'd know by the fact she said photo queen.Ive just got back from a hard shift at tescos........hardly!but i'd rather be with you guys.im off to spain on saturday tho so im not complaining.my little sister emily is on her work experience in london,with my cousin sarah,working at a solicitors!she sounds like she's having great fun.bless her she's growing up so fast now!and she's very clever....think its the name emily!anyway i'll write again/e-mail when ive got some exciting stuff to say.but for now take care you two n keep having fun.......loads of love xxxxxx

Been away so just caught up with your travels and adventurous photos!wow you're both having a fab time!and experiencing so many new things.incidentally im supposed to be the photo queen of sutton veny!but it seems jo u are fast taking over!looking forward to keeping an eye on your expeditions.......keep enjoying keep smiling and keep together!lots of love to you both,fairy godmother!xxxxx

Hi emit! hope ur havin a gud time . mum told me u wanted to know if me, bargie and shep have been pineing for you, well me and shep have been fine but poor little bargie oh how he wailed when you went and he hasent stopped since! hope you had fun in oklahama, i thought that was a suitably random place for you to escape a hurricane to. mum tells me you also ate a buffalo, how could you!!!!!! me and bargie are extremly upset with you, thats the american equivilent of eatin a mountain goat and its wrong. Bit of gossip for u from codforian land. Zoie isnt working at the george ne more coz shes goin out with Rob now, didnt i tell u she was after him? Ne way keep havin a good time but if i hear youve so much as thought about eatin an armadillo or a moose or ne other strange and innocent animal then il hunt ur arse down. p.s if you come back with ne hint of a whiny, crapy american accent then i will also kill you. lots of special special love from fat boy. xxxxx
A word from ur special pal Bargie...........

Hi emit. hope ur havin a gud time. how much r ipods over there?peapods have gone down in price here.can you also let me know about the olaffub gnitae.bye love from Bargie the beast.

Hi girls, It was lovely to hear from you Em although you did sound tired. If the tonsils get too bad see a doc, you've got insurance which will cover the cost, just make sure you get receipts. You really have travelled a long way in a short time but it sounds like you're still having fun. I don't want to interfere in your plans BUT!! when you get to Salt Lake City you can book tours to Yellowstone & Grand Canyon, Tel 1 800 724 7767 (toll free) or www.toursofyellowstone.com. Don't miss out, use the credit card, that's what it's for!!! Us n Sally have got it all under control back here so you don't have to worry. Alternatively if you get to Las Vegas, www. papillon .com do helicopter flights over the canyon. If you want to do it just do it, other wise me & mum will just have to pop over to look after you (joke-you're doing fine). I'll send you grand dad's address by email when I get it. We are all fine back here but we miss you loads ( even Claire) Bye for now Love Dad xx xx P.s. Thanks for the Harry Potter xx

hi girls you did sound tired but when you look at the map you have certainly covered some ground a few thousand miles i expect you will be off again soon but i have emailed greyground to see if any of their partner companies travel through yellowstone will let you know answer or you just look on my email if not we can go next year sally wants to come as well o joy i hear you say miss you loads

hello everyone, we are now in spokane, washington. we are very tired and would also like to appologise for the credit card bill you delightful parents will be receiving however we really had to get off the bus yesterday as it was really uncomfortable, smelly and full of inbreds! glad you like our photos, there's some more classics, like me battling the snake as davy crocket in the gift shop nearly getting us thrown out (well followed until we left!) however jo being a dumbass, forgot to charge her camera battery! Also just for the record, parents; we would have loved to go to yellowstone but unless you want to pay for a 90 mile taxi ride???? Also we did look for lake louise and banff, mother!!! however although it is only about 200 miles north of where we are, we would have to go all the way to seattle, then up and then back again which would be nearly 1500 miles, nuff said! Apart from that we love you dearly, also hi grandad, miss you lots xxx claire also write me an email and tell me any stuff you want me to bring you back, shoes, ipods, cameras...? oh and i have got you the coolest present in the world!!! Hi mum it's jo miss you loads and will try to speak to you soon. xx
hey laura, glad to see warminster is missing us, i am using my email so write me and tell me all about ayia napa, i heard about nadia, am well jealous!!! ooh and marcus green better get in the queue!!! lots of love em and jo xxxxxxxx

hey!oh dear blank msg before!photos are fabulous!trying to think of some interesting points that r happening back home!umm....ive been to ayia napa which is very important!and sent u both postcards altho i know u wont be reading them in a while and im going to cardiff just waiting to hear about my accommodation n stuff.i know u know but wanted to remind myself,quite looking forward.can't wait to visit each other at uni and stuff.but in the meantime you're in america!jealous!nothing much else is going on in warminster however...cristettes is shut but maybe it was before u left.its just quiet old warminster without u too.no not really.ive sent u a long e-mail jo.emily r u using your e-mail or just on this?and by the time you're both back our house will be rose manor and the ivory rooms maybe a club?!!dont think we'll want to leave warminster actually.joanna i saw marcus green in the ivory rooms!lol.we're all going to meet up......fun?its great seeing wot your up to...miss u both take care xxxxxxxxxxx