Melbourne, Victoria
So I woke up yesterday and nearly had a heart attack as I rubbed my foggy eyes to the realization that Brittany wasn't in the room. Every possible explanation instantly surged through my mind, and abduction by aliens raced to the top of the list. Where else could she possibly be? I paced the room from front to back again and again, carefully deciding which authorities to call (police or SETI), before she finally walked through the door with a highly suspect answe...