So we get to the bus station and manage to get the bus pass we wanted to and find out that the next bus is to copenhagen and that it leaves in the next hour so by the time the tickt was sorted we had no hostel booked but was on our way.

turns out that the coach trip was 17 hours meaning that we should be arriving at 5 in the morning ...... f***. Although the coach trip was pretty funny this old guy must have been sleep talking as in the dead of night im awoken by him shoutting "God will punish you you social b******s" "God will punish you b******s" and started waving his arms round like a nut case now the thing is every one must have heard as it was silent no talking no nothing and i felt bad letting out little chuckel.

any way get to the staion at about 5.30 and thankfully our good friend ronalds resturant opened at 6 so we headed in there and managed to book the hostel and was on our way.

We grab some rivita and horseraddish paste...... to be fiar we couldnt read what the packet sai and it looked like cheese so we start eatting this in the common room and get chatting to Clare turns out that 2 guys eatting rivita means instant gay as we was told later by her. We get chatting and it turns out she a lass very similar to our selfs loves the banta and to get pissed so we head off to the supermarket and make the most of the policy of drinking on the street. So with our pear ciders we start getting wrecked. Although as Denmark is pretty pricy we grab a bottle of Jagrmister and sneak it into the bar and pour it into an empty botttle and just pass it around while dirnking normally. I eventually end up chattig to this old lady called "Grit" who was lovely but pretty intense telling me about her history of with this Scottish guy who is "now like my brother but we used to f*** when we where younger" and also "excuse me i need a piss" funny as but the conversation whent fom that to pretty heavy politics in which isnt my strong point and every now and then i would get a look of disgust if i didnt know what she was talking about.

we head back to which only clare could remeber the way and insited we played sip sip pass with a bottle of jager and a beer we had now i wont tell you the rules but its kinda self explanitary needless to say was blitzed and woke up fully dressed cot hat gloves the lot!

next day do some sight seeing and then head for the bars tbh im making my self sound pretty bad but as i said if you read this dont judge lol end up in this one br with lots of moose's and naked ladys just kept chatting away and then didnt realsie that it 6am mening we didnt get to the hostel till 7 and we had to check out at 10 :(

although we made it and caught our coach to Hamburg